A braindead Afrikaner is an Afrikaner who has a very low IQ, probably calls black people nogs, believes that Orania is retarded, and believes that a South African Civil War is coming, an therefore spends all of his spare rands on canned biltong. Synonyms include Kaaplander and braindead Boer.
Horne: Did you see the YouTube channel of this Kaaplander individual, he seems quite unintelligent.
Smith: I have seen his channel, and I believe that he is a braindead Afrikaner.
Smith: I have seen his channel, and I believe that he is a braindead Afrikaner.
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When Richard visited Atlanta during Freaknik, he was gripped by a severe case of Afrikanosplanetesphobia.
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A women who tends to be direct with no filter. Often sets high goals for herself. An independent woman who gets what she wants in life.
by Rimoney May 7, 2018
Get the Affreka mug.unbelievably funky, fun and intelligent person who knows no wrong. she is the ultimate human being. there has recently been a cult established in her name and a verb made out of her name in honour of the great works for mankind she had complete. all hail lord affrica, queen of the rodents.
victoria: "oh shitty jesus, what are we going to call the devil now that he's been affricerd- affrica is so amazing she's overcome the devil's devilish ways."
mable: "hmm im not sure i suppose we should call him sweetness"
mable: "hmm im not sure i suppose we should call him sweetness"
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Get the Affrica mug.Afrika is a seriously cool and chill dude. That's enough compliments though, we wouldn't want to make his ego any bigger. Afrika loves fishing, playing golf(aka losing his balls), surfing, filling awkward silence with nonsense, running and reading books that aren't really books. Due to his attention span being as short as his friends, he's only able to read graphic novels(Shame even Alex Rider books are too much for him). If I knew him, I'd recommend that he looks into more advanced picture books, such as Dr suess. He has big dreams for the future, such as being able to cook anything other than boiled eggs, and becoming a hot, white blonde girl so that he can pass his driver's... But I guess life did him dirty cuz he's BlackAF. The only time he really can't be black is on among us. I would give more information but I don't have access to Afrika's notebook. Some say that notebook is why he's still single.. Well that and his watermelon shorts
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Get the Afrika mug.Southwest Afrika is the new homeland for the Afrikaner people residing inside the former South Africa under National Party rule. Southwest Afrika is located between the Northern and Western Cape provinces. Orania is the first Township of its kind and is designated as an Afrikaner enclave that marks this new lands eastern most point. The proposed territory then runs west until it meets the Atlantic ocean.
Although Orania is an official Afrikaner township with its own laws and currency, Southwest Afrika is at this time only the proposed land for the Afrikaner homeland. It is known as the Israel for the Afrikaner, as they believe their government was unjustly stolen from them. They are not racist but indeed, they are Preservationists. They believe in the potential of their Tribe and desire to preserve their people, as well as their Afrikaans language from extinction. The political wing of The New Great Trek movement is the "Vryheids Front" or translated into Freedom Front. Afrikaner belief is that Afrikaners must only be ruled by Afrikaners.
Although Orania is an official Afrikaner township with its own laws and currency, Southwest Afrika is at this time only the proposed land for the Afrikaner homeland. It is known as the Israel for the Afrikaner, as they believe their government was unjustly stolen from them. They are not racist but indeed, they are Preservationists. They believe in the potential of their Tribe and desire to preserve their people, as well as their Afrikaans language from extinction. The political wing of The New Great Trek movement is the "Vryheids Front" or translated into Freedom Front. Afrikaner belief is that Afrikaners must only be ruled by Afrikaners.
White South Africans are migrating clandestinely on towards the new Great Trek! It is now time to go in droves! Come brothers and sisters, wives and husbands, your children...Let us Trek to Orania and spread our seed West. We must build our new Nation of Southwest Afrika. It is only a piece of the great land that was robbed from us, but it is the key to our preservation. Afrikaner must be ruled by Afrikaner!
(CHEERS!!!!)
Our Israel awaits us...Let those who wish to immigrate to Orania from outside South Africa do so, knowing that when setting foot upon Orandie soil...that they must from then fourth relinquish their former title and become for then and on forever Afrikaner!
(CHEERS!!!)
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Our Israel awaits us...Let those who wish to immigrate to Orania from outside South Africa do so, knowing that when setting foot upon Orandie soil...that they must from then fourth relinquish their former title and become for then and on forever Afrikaner!
(CHEERS!!!)
by Adust99 December 3, 2007
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Originating from Germany and later migrating to Africa this language is spoken widely.
Originating from Germany and later migrating to Africa this language is spoken widely.
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