Well, your adopted!

Used when your argument has been disproven or you have ran out of comebacks in a fight; usually injecting humor into the situation.

John: Hay Joe what did you do last night?
Joe: I was punching babies, like always.
John: Dude, your one messed up freak!
Joe:Well... Well, your adopted!

by VooDooMaster October 12, 2010

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

by Getting tacos with tyler April 10, 2021

Am i adopted?

A question to your parents when feeling depression.

Tommyinit: Am i adopted?
His mom: Yeah
Tommyinit: oh.

by TheV2playsindictionary March 21, 2021

adopted

1 The condition of being abandoned by one's parents, and selected by another family, and brought in as their own child.

2 An insult commonly used by junior high atendees. Often used with were.

1.) Amanda got adopted by another family. Poor girl.

2.)
Kid1: You were adopted!
Kid2: Ow. My ego.

by Oddzeh September 26, 2005

Adopted

Adopted: You

mom: your adopted
kid: i want to see my real parents then
now you have to spend thousands of dollars of money because your kid want to see their parents who didnt even take care of them their whole life ;)

by Troll12345654321 November 11, 2018

adopted

penis

“what’s the sisters name from feines and ferd?”
“candis”
“CAN DIS DICK FIT IN YOUR MOUTH”
“dude this is why your adopted”

by chkoe June 28, 2021

You’re adopted

When a whore doesn’t want to fuck so she adopts instead of FUCKING.

Dad: Son
Son: yes, dad?
Dad: You’re adopted
Son: WAHHHHHHHHHHH

by Ydhehejdjsjskskddk August 13, 2018