Adobeism

- A belief that John Warnock, the founder of Adobe, was the second coming of Christ.

The belief states that, "If you torrent the Adobe programs, you're going to hell but if you pay for the Adobe programs you're going to heaven, but you still have to pay $700 for Adobe Heaven and you have to wait 50 years in Adobe Limbo for it to install. "

Person A: "I believe in an underrated and a money hungry religon."

Person B: "Ooo, what's your religon mate?"

Person A "Adobeism."

Person B: "What in the... ITS A SUBHUMAN ADOBE, KILL IT, BURN IT! "

by DocMcDupps June 24, 2019

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Adobe flash

Something that dies today, we will miss you Flash, you made so many great games run for us. but now shitty HTML5 will replace it.
R.I.P flash player.

Jim: did you know that chrome is killing adobe flash soon?
Jarad: at least ill seen him up here wit me.

by Juice WRLDDD#0999 (DISCORD) December 31, 2020

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Adobe Themepark

Another name for Santa Fe, New Mexico. Also see Fanta Se. The term is based both on the strict local building codes (mandating adobe abodes) and the ridiculously opulent homes built by the trust funder residents. Other New Mexicans often go to the city to observe the unique mixture of individuals: those with incredible wealth, locals who hate rich immigrants, clueless tourists who want to buy overpriced turquoise, and crooked politicians.

Caller 1: "You want to go up to Santa Fe today? We can take the RailRunner. It'll be fun, we can walk around the plaza and pretend we're Texans!"

Caller 2: "Naw, I'm sick of the Adobe Themepark. Let's kick it old school in Burque. I'll meet you at Frontier and then lets panhandle!"

by olsongt January 11, 2009

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adorabledollclothes

Adorable Doll Clothes online store features a large selection of doll clothes and doll accessories made to fit the Baby Alive® doll, American Girl® doll, Bitty Baby®, Bitty Baby Twins®, Cabbage Patch®, My Twinn®, My Twinn Cuddly Sister®, Baby Annabel®, Apple Valley®, Lissi®, Gotz®, Corolle®, Madame Alexander®, Lee Middleton ®, Little Mommy®, Little Huggums®, Little Snookums® , Ty® Beanie Kids, Zapf Chou Chou® doll, and most baby dolls sizes 9" to 24". Great selection of doll shoes, doll diapers, doll panties in a variety of sizes and styles.

Visit us at AdorableDollClothes.com

by Adorable DollClothes October 15, 2011

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