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autophile

A man who loves his cars more than women. Autophilia is the innevitable outcome of a man's realization that cars are more reliable, cheaper, and often more attractive than women.
"He spent all of his time in the garage because he was really a closet autophile."
by Max February 25, 2005
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afrophilia

The uncontrollable urge to have sex with a black person. (Afro-American) Like necrophilia but with live black people. Afrophilia
Jake: Hey Loretta, wanna....?
Loretta: Ooooo does white boy have a case o' some afrophilia?
Jake: Hell yeah I do!
by renolean April 1, 2011
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AeroPhile

Dashingly hansome and clever.

One who may feel with some confidence that James Bond, Indiana Jones and just about any other hero in history has been modelled in His image.

Widely known to be fertile, endowed, charming, thoughtfull and a considerate lover to those who please him.

One who has been know to crush ememies with a single stern look.

Term used to describe a person of outstanding appearance in tight fitting clothes.
I met this guy last week, I just left his house a few minutes ago, if he didnt have me screaming with pleasure we were playing chess and doing gymnastics. He wouldnt tell me his name, but he was one heck of a contender for AeroPhile.
by flyingbollockofdoom October 16, 2006
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macrophile

%10 of the population. A person who manages to get a fetish before they hit peuberty... about big people. A lot of them like feet. A lot of them don't. They're kinda weird.

Did I mention they're harder to get out of the closet than homosexuals?
Your brother. And that guy who spends most of his time near the water cooler at work. Did you know that YOU're a macrophile, too? I'll bet you didn't.
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Aerophile

1. Someone who is sexually attracted to planes

2. Someone who is so much of a plane nerd that they find themselves staring at pictures of planes a little... too long
"You see that guy Henry over there? He is such an aerophile. Scroll through his photos and all you'll find are planes."
by The Supreme E October 7, 2022
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Assophile

Someone who appreciates a really nicely shaped bottom.
James is a real assophile.
by WordWorfefef August 22, 2016
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afrophile

one that loves or has a strong affinity or preference for afros
I must confess that I am an afrophile.
by Thea November 6, 2004
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