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acoustic guitar

1: A guitar that uses a large resonance box to amplify and broadcast sound. Generally mellower than other kinds of guitars. Since it doesn't require an amp to be heard, it's much more portable than an electric. Often combined with mics or pre-amps for playing in venues.

2: A type of guitar often used at parties by music-illiterate dicks trying to steal your girlfriend.
1: "I really love the tone on this Takamine acoustic guitar. The cedar construction really gave it a warm sound."

2: Guy with acoustic guitar: *singing* I gave my love a cherry / That had no stone / I gave my love a chicken / That had no bones / I gave my love a story / That had no end / I gave my...
Bluto: *grabs the guitar and smashes it against the wall* Sorry. - Animal House
by ncstate boy June 23, 2006
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allistic

allistic person: I have a sibling/friend/cousin/coworker who's autistic so therefore I must know what I'm talking about
by rumbelle December 29, 2013
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acousticize

to change a song from electric guitar to acoustic guitar, with making appropriate miscellaneous changes
The band acousticized the song so they could play it at the cafe.
by JCast January 19, 2008
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acoustic chick

Guy1: How was that girl last night?
Guy2: she was good but she didnt scream she was an acoustic chick
by trackstar17 April 7, 2009
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acoustic toothbrush

An acoustic toothbrush is a non-electric toothbrush.
I used an acoustic toothbrush on my vacation.
by frangebort August 7, 2017
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Toilet Bowl Acoustics

The act of ripping a major fart on the toilet, usually audible to the whole household. Try not to do this at a party.
You should have heard those toilet bowl acoustics! They were great.
by Spordiac July 21, 2011
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Acoustic Black Metal

The most satanically blasphemous type of music known to exist. It is meant to praise the Necrowizard, and promote his unholy vision of Planet Norway! Some great ABM bands are: Impaled Northern Moonforest, ORGH, Nocturnal Blasphemy, Fjord of Fury, Morkk Pikk, Satanic Necrokvlt Lord, Inverted Blasphemous Moongoats of Norway etc.
by Morbid Thor December 27, 2004
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