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According to all known laws of aviation pt 1

There is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
According to all known laws of aviation pt 1

"Hey, did you know I memorized 1500 words of the bee movie script?"

"Why in the everloving FUCK would you do that?"

"Wanna hear it?"

"N-"

" According to all know laws of aviation,

There is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!"
by Teiven December 8, 2020
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Accordion hands

A type of hand gesture frequently used by trump in which he prepares to tell a lie by playing "air accordion", thus "accordion hands".
The faster trump's "accordion hands" move, the more preposterous the lie he's about to tell!
by lexydelic June 23, 2020
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apecord

The former Discord server for the subreddit “r/ape”. In it members would shitpost memes of the “monke” variety.
The Apecord was made on July 14th, 2020 by the new owner of r/ape, AlexNah/Nahster. This begins the “Apecord 1” phase, Apecord 1 was looked upon fondly by veteran members as a genuinely good server. On December 12th, 2020, Mis (a server moderator) was hacked by someone posing as Nahster and the original Apecord was nuked. The day following 12/12, a new Apecord was made by Nahster, and Mis was never given mod again. This began what many call the downfall of the Apecord, beginning the “Apecord 2” phase of the lore. During this phase, one user named BigMonkus, shortened to just Monkus, became influential over the server, transitioning it to a more edgy server, the kind people who say “based and redpilled” unironically would be in. At one point he even became mod, but was quickly demodded. The major turning point was that the head mod, Sugar Monke was doxxed by Monkus for banning him. He revealed her nudes, address, etc. This is considered the point of no return for the Apecord, as many veteran users began to slowly leave for other servers like the Lucycord, made by one of the Apecord users. Several veteran users joined a gc made by me, Pepsi, but that isn’t important. On June 10th, 2021, Nahster deleted the Apecord because the head mod, Gordon said he wouldn’t. This begins the “Post-Apecord Renaissance” phase of the lore.
A: “I’m in the Apecord”
B proceeds to move 50 miles away from A and files a restraining order on them
by pepsitwice July 4, 2021
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The Mays Accord

A rule that states the following: A person's caps-lock key can not be permanently turned on during the typing of a sentence, phrase, paragraph, etc., unless they are paying a tribute to Billy Mays.
Person 1: OMG I WENT TO SCHOOL TODAY AND GOT SUSPENDED.

Person 2: You broke The Mays Accord. Unless that is somehow a tribute to Billy Mays, I suggest you turn your caps-lock key off before Billy rises from the dead and slaps you straight back to Africa.
by Ir0n Z0mb1e July 1, 2009
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The Polanco Accord

When your mate wants a beer but you want more than money ;)
Julius: surely can I have some Asahi
Chad: nah mate I don’t want money
Julius: I’ll suck ya dick for it
Chad: oh the Polanco Accord
by Deep Fake 69 Joner March 27, 2022
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d'accord

An expression for agreement in french.
If you consent to something, you can say "D'accord".
Pierre: On va au cinéma ce soir?
Janine: D'accord. A quelle heure?
by eurostoner January 29, 2006
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