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Shock Absorber

A soul-patch-like piece of facial hair on men which lays just below the lip on the chin and is be used to absorb the shock of the balls hitting the face when said man is sucking a cock.
Justin Bieber will soon enough have a beautiful shock absorber.

The first thing I look for in a man is a shock absorber... tells me they know what they are doing.
by camahroon May 25, 2010
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absobloodylootely

Girl 1 : Are you a fans of 5 Seconds of Summer?
Girl 2 : Absobloodylootely
by anonymous261100 July 23, 2014
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self-absorbed

absorbed in your own interests or thoughts etc.
absorbed in your own interests or thoughts etc.
by materialist April 19, 2003
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absorbed

Intensively engaged; engrossed
I absorbed all my noodles
by taduffy November 29, 2016
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Absobrillo

I really love that movie . Absobrillo!
by Jeddy Doodle Dandy September 24, 2016
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Absorb

To drain, and possibly soak, power or substance from a person, or liquid.
by Joel227 July 20, 2007
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self absorbed

Confidence and self-absorption rooted in narcissism are not the same: first, narcissism is self-focused while confidence considers the wellbeing of others.
You self absorbed and pretentious! I know iv fallen into your trap a few times
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 10, 2019
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