Absalutist

A Gay guy who REALLY gets off on another guy's sixpack.

While I worked out at the gym, an ABSALUTIST just couldn't take his eyes off me.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012

Absolutism

Absolutism is a rare place of congruence
In truth. It imparts divination a feeling of finding a truth as if with God.

Martin Luther King clearly had a spiritual connection with God

Truth no matter how temporarily defeated always prevails in reality.

That is the bridge to an anthem that plays the chords of absolutism.

Some truths are self evident.
Absolutely

by Tonythetiler January 4, 2022

absolutliest

The most definite measurement according to Rob.

What is the absolutliest time Lebron can make his decision?

by jgold89 July 11, 2014

Sketus Absolutos

A thot that is so powerful not even the thot slayer cannot slay it. If you see one show them the cross and scream “BEGONE THOT” warning STDs may occur if you are in a relationship with one.

Jasmine: Hi Sam

Sam: Begone Sketus Absolutos

by Thethotslayer October 8, 2019

Absolution

Absolution is the best Runescape pure clan in the history of pure clans. Known for dominating Low, Mid and High Level Clans.

James: Wow I cant believe MM+FI+EOP+TH+CP just got owned by Absolution .
Meklo: I know mate Absolution Fucking own.

by Scottc2k7 March 24, 2008

ABSOLUTICA

absolutely awesome (in a sexual way)...heheh:P

1. alex evans is absolutica!!

2. would you like to do alex evans? response: ABSOLUTICA!

by cats say meow... August 1, 2008

Absolutists

They ruin everything.

Moral absolutists don't tend to think of the good consequences that could come out of doing a particular thing because society has taught them that a particular thing is just wrong no matter what. They don't even want to try and make the consequences good. I'll give you a real life example. I know someone who finished a relationship because his girlfriend asked him to buy her cigarettes. While it may take a toll on her health, it is her choice to smoke at the end of the day and if he just bought her the fags, then they still would've been happy together. The good consequence coming out of that is making her happy and that's the most important thing.

by UltimateDoge May 29, 2022