Absolute Madlad

A true madlad is a combination of fearlessness & a total lack of common sense & self preservation. Always a contender for either the Darwin Awards or a prison sentence. Something along the lines of going on a bulldozer rampage in protest, booby-trapping a cabin built on land without a permit, ice fishing with dynamite, or attempting to do yoga on the ledge or flag poll of an apartment complex.

Only an absolute madlad like Inspector Zenigata would jump onto a race track during a race in an attempt to arrest a driver.

by Lieutenant Bacon Waffles November 24, 2019

Absolute fucking walnut

An insult that is used if someone is stupider than a fucking dumbass

In what world is a fish a kind of parrot, you absolute fucking walnut

by yaboi_doop October 29, 2018

Aboloneing

when a women presses her vagina up against a clear bit of glass. ie , a window or a glass door.

At a party at my place the other night i saw a girl walk up to a glass door drop her pants fully bend over and press her vagina right up against the glass. It looked like the abolone you see in the fish tanks at chinese restaurants. When i saw the girl do this i yelled look Megan is aboloneing.

by unit71 June 12, 2010

Absolute Unit

Someone or something that has the shear mass or presence that makes your jaw drop and/or give the utmost respect to.

Police officer: IT'S A STAND OFF OUT HERE!
Sheriff: Send 'Him' out.
*Absolute Unit steps out of patrol car and everyone takes a knee*
*Suspect immediately turns himself in*

by Yobbbh August 23, 2018

absolute spoon

The way of insulting someone. Usually to call them a wanker without them realising

You absolute spoon

by Hayoumug January 14, 2017

Eyedea & Abilities

Eyedea & Abilities is an Underground Hip Hop duo. Eyedea acting as the MC, and DJ Abilities serving as the producer. Michael "Eyedea" Larsen was born November 9, 1981 and passed away October 17, 2010. He was known as a prominent Underground Hip Hop artist, as well as a freestyle battle champion with notable wins at Scribble Jam in 1999 and the HBO aired Blaze Battle in 2000. DJ Abilities is known for winning 3 DMC awards, as well his mixtapes. Although initially known as a B-boy/Battle rapper, Eyedea & Abilities shocked their audience with the release of their debut album First Born. The album covers a wide range of Philosophical topics embodying the teachings of Krishnamurti, Plato, Ayn Rand and many other intellectual thinkers. The album E&A was released in 2004, and By the Throat was released in 2009. Michael “Eyedea” Larsen passed away on October 17, 2010 due to an accidental opiate overdose. The legacy of E&A will never fade from existence. The duo was always loyal to their fan base often times humbled by the simple act of a fan seeking an autograph or passing on encouragement. Eyedea has found posthumous fame in death, allowing his message to reach a wider audience. He was one of the greatest to ever pick up a microphone, and while he was certainly flawed as a person, his love for humanity shows that he was a beautiful being, this world isn’t good enough for him. R Eye P finally free.

Eyedea & Abilities = guaranteed eargasm. They kill it :D

by imjustsomeguy December 5, 2010

Abibliophobia

The fear of running out of reading material.

guy #1: OH NO! Im almost done with the Harry Potter series!

guy #2: Dude you suffer from Abibliophobia.

by cool_guy_6432 November 19, 2012