Abe Lincoln

When a man ejaculates on a womans face then shaves her pubes of and throws them on the woman's face so it has the appearence of a beard.

"I totally gave her an abe lincoln."

by ellis2345 January 15, 2006

Abe Lincoln

The sixteenth president of the United States of America, and in this author's opinion a great example of what America is supposed to be about. A strong leader during a time of crisis, he helped to secure the rights of life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness for those who had never known any of these before. His work in starting the Reconstruction was such that not even his successor (and one of the worst presidents the US ever had, in the author's opinion), Andrew Johnson, could reverse it. A leader of a caliber that not even some of the original Founding Fathers could match. America needs more politicians like him, who know what it means to lead a free country.

Abe Lincoln. One of the finest presidents the US has ever had.

by Kirk0007 August 3, 2009

Creamy Abe Lincoln

A shot in the dark with steamed milk and or a hairy man in a top hat with whip cream on his nips

Nothing hits the spot like a good creamy Abe Lincoln

by Nfhwhdhes June 23, 2019

The Abe Lincoln

1. A style of manscaping in which one completely shaves or trims entire pubic area with the exception of the testicular region, leaving to grow in excess.

2. Shortly trimmed pubes with a sweet "ball fro".

Got a hot date tonight...better freshen up the Abe Lincoln.

by makeemsaydooby June 12, 2011

abe lincoln

The 16th president of the United States. His real name is Abraham Lincoln, "Abe" is his nickname.

You really should all know who Abe Lincoln was by now...

by pie dude February 20, 2011

building Abe Lincoln's log cabin

It is the act of masterbating by pretending to be four slaves building Abe Lincoln's log cabin out of popsickle sticks. You paint the popsickle sticks brown, before you start, and then proceed to slap your dick with teh sicks until you blow your load.

* you say that is what someone is doing when they are screwing around.

Wazula: Why aren't you playing halo are you building Abe Lincoln's log cabin.
Ace8904: Yes

by Ace8904 February 4, 2008

Abe Lincoln

latin: Spermae barbatus
Half-fetish, half-prank, the Abe Lincoln involves ejaculating on a passed-out friend's face and then shaving one's own pubic hair to throw on the unconscious face. The pubes will stick to the semen deposited around his chin and neck area, thus creating a most presidential of beards for the friend to awaken to.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

I've always suffered from a crippling inability to grow facial hair, so my friends decided to surprise me by giving me an Abe Lincoln for my birthday. I felt like the luckiest boy in the whole world!

by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010