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abductorsize

To size up a person, decide that they can fit into a bag/sack (preferably of the burlap or potato variety) that you may or may not be able to carry.

Then proceed to abduct said individual for whatever purposes you would abduct a person, employing a bag/sack (preferably of the burlap or potato variety) if it so pleases you.
"I am going to abductorsize that person!" - 1
"Are you sure that person is not too big for you?" - 2
"Screw it, I am doing it, call the ambulance" - 1
by SpasTick22 September 9, 2009
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Shoulder Abduction

1. Occurs when the arms are raised above the head during a process such as manufacturing for a period of time. Can lead to long term health issues.

2. The feeling in the shoulder region that may result after the day of a muscle strain or accident.
Frank: How are you doing today, Jared?
Jared: Okay I guess. But my shoulder has been abducted.
Frank: What does that mean? Are you jacking with me?
Jared: Well, I was doing fine until a hallway elf tripped me and abducted my shoulder. Now I suffer from shoulder abduction.
by Windomtransportation765 December 19, 2012
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klansmen abduction

The act of using a sheet or a bag over the head to kidnap something.
Karis used the klansmen abduction move to get rid of a squirel in the bedroom
by LuckyCharms480 July 1, 2010
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image abduction

When some idiot leaves their account to e-mail, facebook, myspace etc. open on a computer that does not belong to them allowing someone else to get on your account.
Brittany left her facebook account open at best buy, I'm about to committ image abduction.
by saldany November 27, 2010
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Alien Abductee

We really should cut the "alien abductee"s some slack after all they've been through, delusional as they may be.
by Miskatonic Jack 2 August 5, 2010
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Adulties

"Did you hear about Fred? He has to wear adulties to bed!"

"We have to go to the store to pick up some adulties for my dad."
by Lasagna_Cat November 11, 2016
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adultiest

Good at being an adult
I am the adultiest adult.
by Dhancbsusnevshwb May 20, 2017
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