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artifact children

Term invented (or at least popularized) by the late musician Frank Zappa to describe children conceived primarily for the experience of having them.
"There seems to be this trend for the young modern parent to have a child for these reasons: For the woman to experience the miracle of childbirth and for the young couple to raise their precious child to be this immaculate artifact of modern society. If people think today's punk kids are repulsive, wait until they see what these little artifact children are going to do."

Frank Zappa
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Aatika

A type of girl that has no bad intentions. She looks very quiet but when you get too know her she will blow your mind. She is also very prone to success. She will always try to dress nice and clean. She's also very funny. If you mess with the people she likes she won't leave you Alone. You also dont want to provoke her she van be really mean. She's mean, so many people will laugh thinking she's joking. She's always uplifting if you ever meet a girl like aatika every day of yours will be complete.
Aatika

joyful , happy , funny, uplifting full package.
by hijabi hipster March 5, 2015
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Artificiate

1. The verb form of artificial; to create something by human means.

2. Human fabrication of a tension, situation, or feeling typically appealing to the common citizen/follower intended to cause or prevent conflict.
1. The human invention of the automobile was an artificiated machine intended to transport people.

2. The information conflicts between news outlets artificiate a tension of distinct good and evil people.
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Aasif

Aasif is cool,handsome,timid,caring and loving. He is a sweet boy. The ideal man many girls will look for. His smile is so bright that it captures many hearts. He is a real gem.
by 567Unknown January 4, 2018
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Antifragile

Antifragile smells like soty
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Aarif

Aarif is a person that is loyal, humble and fun to be around. He is a guy that puts others before himself and love to be active he is a really good friend and show a lot of love and affection overall he is a unique and amazing guy
by Doctor Swartz June 29, 2018
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artificial people

fake people act nowhere near how they would act when they are alone by themselves. 70-80 percent of people act fake or artificial to impress people.
some artificial people are Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Kristen Stewart...etc.
by yogabagabagaba January 2, 2014
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