Alot 

The Alot is an imaginary creature that Allie brosh made up to help herself deal with my compulsive need to correct other people's grammar. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug. Source: hyperboleandahalf. blogspot. com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html (without spaces)

I like this Alot more.

Alot by waterdude125 July 6, 2011

Alot 

(noun) The Alot is a big furry creature that looks something like a cross between a pug, a yak and a bear. It is most well-known for its superior swimming abilities. This animal is commonly mistaken as another way of saying "a lot".

"I like this alot more" THIS MEANS: "I like this Alot more than that Alot" DOES NOT MEAN: "I like this a lot more"

"Alot of fire" THIS MEANS: "This Alot is made of fire" DOES NOT MEAN: "That is a lot of fire"

"Charging alot" THIS MEANS: "The Alot is charging" DOES NOT MEAN: "This is charging a lot"

"Alot better at swimming than Michael Phelps" THIS MEANS: "The Alot is better at swimming than Michael Phelps DOES NOT MENA: "<noun> is a lot better at swimming than Michael Phelps"

Alot by iamameme January 19, 2013

alot 

Alot, contracting two words can save alot of time.
If I must spell Alot as "a lot" then you motherfuckers must spell Nobody "No body" and Anyone "Any one". Contraction conventions should be pretty universal. Its not retarded its lingual evolution.

Allot and alot have two different meanings.

alot by theperm March 2, 2008

alot 

A word that actually DOES exist, and any idiot who claims otherwise is "retarded."

Alot of Americans are brainless twits.

alot by Taither May 12, 2008

alot 

synonym for "a lot"

"Alot of grammar Nazis are too dumb to make new words"

alot by alotment11 June 15, 2019

alot 

The CORRECT form of the term meaning "a large amount" of something. "A lot" (as 2 words) means "a large empty piece of land" as in "a lot for used cars."

"I have alot of friends" means "I have a large number of friends," whereas "I have a lot of friends" means that your buddies are outside standing around in a big empty piece of land, looking like idiots!

alot by Shannon Morris July 31, 2006

Alot 

1. Illiterate spelling of a lot.

2. Broken keyboard way of spelling a lot.

3. An Alot looks like a cross between a bear, yak and a pug dog, and was created by the author of Hyperbole and a Half as a coping mechanism when people spelt 'a lot' wrong.

1. i liek zmokn crak alot!1111111

2. Ispilledalotofcoffeeonmyspacebar.

3. I love this alot!

Alot by Artyfarty December 27, 2014