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quick witted response given when someone calls you a smartass that furthers your smartassness.
Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.
by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006
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A Dumb Bitch

A dumb bitch is someone who can’t spell.

Susan called Rebecca a dumb bitch because she can’t spell for shit.
by ifuckedyourmom76 July 16, 2018
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Taking a dump

Or aka deficating, shitting, pooping. Also can be seen as taking a crap, taking a shit, dropping a load, dropping the kids off at the pool, clearing the traffic jam on the hershey highway, dropping a bomb, shooting the torpedo, some people would say they are having a baby (that would be a bigass piece of shit). Personally this is one of my favorite times of the day when I sit down and get creative, I enjoy reading while I take a dump.
Yesterday I got home from work and the doorbell rang, I yelled," I am taking a dump! Come back in an hour!"
by seanflow May 23, 2006
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take a dump hump

the hump dogs form in their backs when preparing to pinch off a giant loaf.
uh oh, kylie's got the take a dump hump, better get her outside quick!
by CGPinFL June 16, 2011
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Take a dump

To hump up and shit. To have a bowel movement (BM), especially gratifying in the morning.
"Oh man do I have to take a dump!" or "Dude, didn't you say you had to take a dump?" or "Yeah I did say I had to take a dump, but I can't because it stinks in there from when you had to take a dump." or "I know, I do stink the place up when I take a dump!"
by Dude Grease October 3, 2006
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hide-a-dump

A continuous game played between a group of friends who reside within close proximity to one-another (dorm room, appartment, ect.) where fecal matter (or "a dump") is hidden inside the target residence.

Purpose of the game:
To hide a turd so well that it takes a great amount of time before it can be found by the targeted party. Thus, leaving their living space smelling of fecal matter.

Rules:
1) any and all "dumps" must be contained in an opened ziplock style bag. Any "dumps" not contained in the bag are considered off limits and may result in physical harm to the "dumper".
2) "dumps" must be of a solid state, or at least molded into a shape, allowing it to remain in the bag without the danger of overflow
3) a note must be placed on the exterior of the front door, clearly visible, staing "you've been a victim of hide-a-dump." profanity and other crude comments are authorized on said note.
4) any victims of hide-a-dump may retaliate only after the "dump" is recovered and disposed of.
5) any law enforcement/security personnel will not be notified of the occurrence of "hide-a-dump" so long as all rules are abided by
"Dude, did you smell Jakes friggin room?!!"
"Hahaha, yea! I totally had Taco Bell yesterday"
"Wait, what?"
"Thats right baby, Hide-a-dump!!!"
by BROSKEW August 8, 2009
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grump-a-dump

Grump-a-dump is a name for a person that is tres grumpy. Can also be known as a grumpasaurus!
OI stop being a grump-a-dump!
by Grumpasaurus May 31, 2006
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