get ashed

1. when someone makes a garbage ass dumbass joke and no one laughs
2. when you text in a group chat and no one answers

When you're having a normal conversation and someone says something random u say this phrase
ex:

"hey whats up Daniel!"

"hey whats up Minwoo"
"Goch"
"..."
"yea ok buddy get ashed"

":0"

by Boarhunter203 August 16, 2019

Ashed in

stuck where you are due to volcanic ash grounding all flights

excuse me, how long are we gonna be ashed in for?

impossible to say, the last time Eyjafjallajokull erupted it went on for 2 years. But I doubt you'll be ashed in for that long

by Peter Greenwall April 18, 2010

Ashed

To tip ash on someone or something, either purposely or accidentally.

She just ashed me!

by daveydub April 17, 2010

Ashed up

To have your loved ones ashes use in the tattoo ink.

Ace -"on my way to get ashed up"
Earline - "ashed up whats that?"
Ace -"my memaw died last week, i got her ashes that im about to get tatted on my arm.. im not get tatted up, im getting ashed up"

"When I die, I want to get ashed up"

Tanner - "I got ashed up, do you wanna see?"
Lamont - "Did you really get a butterfly with your grandmas ashes on your ass?"

by Scattered_Discourse July 3, 2020

kiss my ashed

Verb; to get so completely wasted that you turn into a white girl from the class of 2011 that cannot handle her alcohol.

"Omg stacy did you see how kiss my ashed kelly was last night? She was talking to a potato and thought she was talking to a mirror"

by mr bigglesworth June 16, 2014

Ashed

The slang term for a sexual act where one stimulates the anus with a thumb during copulation. This move is usual performed in a clockwise motion.

"I Ashed her ass real good?"

by Albert Bino March 23, 2008

ashedsmay

when you smoke too much cronic

eazzy p is big ashedsmay

by sleazzy pee May 29, 2007