apocolypticunt

A cunt whos only reason to live is to destroy any man in her sight by rubbing her infected cooch on them

That bitch is an apocolypticunt

by Suka may korncob December 4, 2020

apocolocynposis

The fear of being turned into a pumpkin.

If i was cinderella and riding in a carriage made out of a pumpkin, i would have a phobia of apocolocynposis.

by Kristina Lynn January 15, 2008

apocolypse

A catastrophic event, which signals the begining of frenzied looting for no aparent reason.

Guy1: Dude, the worlds coming to the end.

Guy2: I always wanted a big screen.

by R-bomb August 10, 2005

apocolocyntosis

the act of turning into a pumpkin.

At midnight, Cinderella's carriage will go through apocolocyntosis.

by amazingLiterary October 25, 2009

Apocolypse

when chuck norris, mr. T, and Bohemian Rhapsody get into a fight

(how dare you stone me and spit in my eye?)
Dude#1: holy fuck! mr t chuck norris and bohemian rhapsody are fighing
dude#2: OMG ITS THE APOCOLYPSE

by Zackfett May 14, 2008

Apococriptica

A poetic form developed by Aaron Deaton that uses clearly stated post-apocolyptic words and hidden meanings. The word itself means Criptic Post-Apocoliptica. This form of writing has never before been seen by him, as an individual, and should be highly considered! No one understands how it is post-apocolyptic but the writer, and that is how it is meant to be...it is totally abstract in every form.

"The flame, it has gathered in the...."
"Flame it has never been in it...."
"AND I NOW KNOW WHO TO BLAME!" (Apococriptica)

by Aaron Deaton May 23, 2007

apocolepsy

A rare form of temporal lobe epilepsy, resulting in split personality disorder. The result, rather than a seizure, switches off most of the brain allowing only the parts responsible for anger and rage to function. This produces a pile of dead muthafukka's and a perpetrator who knows nothing of the incident.

Honest officer, I have no recollection of why I appear to be unharmed and soaked in blood and there is a pile of corpses nearby, i suffer from "apocolepsy", i had an "apocoleptic fit" get me a doctor and take me the fuck home!

by skitzofukka June 24, 2011