neil

a simp, very tall, gay twink

an absolute loser who likes to stand naked in a corn field

he turned into a pickle once, and called himself pickle neil
funniest shit i've ever seen

'wow, if you were any gayer you'd be neil' - a local bystander says

by one-hell-of-a-cult-leader May 25, 2020

Neil

Neil is the best person in the world. Smart and funny. The perfect person.

Neil is awesome

by demolsher2005 May 4, 2018

neil

to ruin a perfectly good stream of funny jokes by telling a really bad one.

thanks a lot, you just neiled it.

by jabrony September 30, 2007

a Neil

Having a wank in a public place, in honor of the radio presenter Neil Prendevile who did it while the plane was taxiing on the run-way.

Did you hear John had a neil on the bus?

ya that's fucking horrible.

by Cillit Bang 96 November 3, 2010

Neil

shortarse, who uses wikipedia articles in a vain attempt to prove his wacky theories.

If you were any more wrong, you'd be neil

by imsol33t January 12, 2010

neil

One who takes stiff man pole in his butt

"Neil is a bit of a Neil"

by Vindaloostew December 15, 2008

neil

A guy that has very small nuts

neil has small nuts.

by Big Dick09 February 3, 2010