Pulling a Jobs 

The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.

Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)

Pulling a Jobs by TruthPC October 19, 2009

jobs a good'un 

Midland exclamation at an unexpectedly good outcome of a bad situation.

Forklift driver: "Yeah, I smashed a load of those boxes whan I put them on the pallet. Put loads of shrink wrap on, nobody noticed, jobs a good'un"

jobs a good'un by oracle March 12, 2004

jobs a fish 

used when you've done a good job or you are happy with something

you have just finished your day at work. 'Jobs a fish'

jobs a fish by Tom Parkinson May 4, 2004

a steve jobs blowjob 

When a girl gives a quick, simple, satisfying blowjob. Like most apple products, the blowjob doesn't consist of any hot tricks, and definitely doesn't come with the girl sucking on your sack.

What a shame, but don't worry a newer "better" version of this bj will be out next month, just UPDATE.

Dude, that girl just gave me a steve jobs blowjob, I don't want that shit ever again

a steve jobs blowjob by ricerose January 6, 2011

Pulling a Steve Jobs

Too blame a failed demonstration on too many wifi hotspots.
06/07/2010 - Apple Developers Conference

Shigeru Miyamoto's translator was Pulling a Steve Jobs when he blamed the poor control response on too many wifi connections while demonstrating Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword at E3.
06/15/2010 - E3

Pulling a Steve Jobs by Daitenzin June 18, 2010

jobs a kipper 

a job well done, to be pleased with a job you've just done. Dierived from "jobs a good'un", into "jobs a gudgeon" (which is a type of fish), into "jobs a fish" and finally into "jobs a kipper" (being a particurly smelly fish).

John; "you finished changing that wheel yet?"
Mike; "oh yes, 'jobs a kipper' "

jobs a kipper by beetlebodger October 19, 2009

A Steve Jobs 

Occurs when several guys are gang-banging a girl at once, in multiple orifices. All at once, they pull out and cum all over her i-phone.

Me and a few bros pulled a Steve Jobs on this girl last weekend, she lost like 500,000 contacts. *high five

A Steve Jobs by Alexander Thomas Yarbrough April 16, 2008