Pullin' a Farmer

sleeping on or in a pile of your own goddamn clothes

we all were pullin' a farmer when we slept on sheets that bella had pissed on

by C. Weddin & The Atlantic Playboy May 13, 2006

toot on a flame

The act of farting onto an open source of fire.

Thomas thought that around the campire it would be fun to toot on a flame.

by Sean B May 24, 2006

Like a flame to a golf ball.

Like a flame to a golf ball, it means it was very easy or simple

Andy: So how was the basketball game?
Noah: Pfft, like a flame to a golf ball.

by ae303902293 December 13, 2021

you fight like a dairy farmer

The best insult EVER CREATED.

Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate

"You fight like a dairy farmer!"

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow"

by Memma June 23, 2004

Flame A Tube

People think it's about smoking weed, but actually, it's about setting off a pipe bomb in the boy's bathroom.

Person One: Hey man, wanna go flame a tube?
Person Two: No thanks, I don't smoke weed.
Person One: Nah man, it's just setting off a pipe bomb in the boy's bathroom.
Person Two: Oh ok, sure.

by NoLobotomies May 28, 2018

a Calgary Flame

a) a member of the the Calgary Flames hockey club.

b) a synonym for a long distance relationship

do not get involved in a Calgary Flame, definition b), unless you can handle the emotional side effects of a long distance relationships.

by Sexydimma May 10, 2015

a Calgary Flame

a synonym for a long distance relationship

do not get involved in a Calgary Flame unless you can handle the emotional side effects of a long distance relationships.

by Sexydimma August 13, 2015