Skip to main content

Chore boy and a rose 

Sold at convienence stores as a pair, possibly used to smoke crack or other drugs. Consists of a chore boy scrub pad and a small glass tube with a miniature rose inside.
Glass tube in approx 1/4 inch thick and 4 inches long.
Remove rose, stuff in a piece of the chore boy to act as a filter. Then when the drugs are gone, some smoke the chore boy.
Walk into a convience store in the bad part of town and say
" gimme a chore boy and a rose". Clerk may bend over out of site, drop the chore boy and rose combo in a small bag , then discreetly hand it to you.

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick 

it is a really big insult
kyle depenning is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK 

CARTMAN'S MOM IS A MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK.

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick 

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."
college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

Dinner and a Roofy

A simple maneuver in which the male asks
the woman out to dinner and a movie.
During dinner, the male and slyly places a roofy into the females champagne or wine. Similar to the Slamscam.
Man 1: Hey friend, how'd your date go last night?

Man 2: It was awesome, but during dinner she became aggravatingly annoying!

Man 1: You didn't!

Man 2: DINNER AND A ROOFY!

Man 1: I love mistreating women!

a snackle and a rackle

a situation where you want something right now but can't have it, so you have to wait.
I really wanted to swing now-what a snackle and a rackle!
a snackle and a rackle by susical8 January 23, 2017