penelope in a half shell

A person who is not afraid to show their inhibitions, while maintaining their corky demeanor.

A penelope in a half shell could be a person who does a sand crab walk as their greeting.

by Molly and Bridget August 27, 2008

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

A semi clever quip made by computer geeks and gurus.. Quite similar to the military quip " You are so fucking useless, I should replace you with a button"

by Guru June 15, 2003

Puberty in a Nut Shell

You might want to avoid shaving your pubic hair because when it grows back in, the skin may be irritated and itchy. Also, guys may think twice about shaving their chests, and girls should avoid shaving their faces because the stubble that grows back will look prickly and thicker, forcing you to shave over and over.

"Whats Puberty in a Nut Shell?"
"Puberty is a bitch dude."
"Ya my pubes are long as hell"

by Butthole Betty January 11, 2019

Giving a Stuffed Shell

When you stick one or many fingers into your own anus and take the fecal matter from your rectum. With your finger covered in poop, you stick it/them in her vagina while simultaneously fingering her. Repeat the process until her vagina is either full or until she has climaxed.

i stuck my own finger in my ass, now im gonna take my poopfinger and shove it in her pussy. thats called giving a stuffed shell.

by edstl228 July 25, 2010

dropped a red shell

To fart when someone is walking closely behind.

Oh man, i was walking up the stairs and i dropped a red shell on steve, hee was sick in the bin. wtf! hahaha

by WAZMACKENZIE May 16, 2010

Oyster in a Half Shell

Normally, Oyster in a Half Shell is taken to mean a food dish. However, the extended and additional definition of that expression leads to that of the sexual nature. Now, it is also a phrase that denotes when a male ejaculates onto, or, into a woman's palm after she causes such an incident to occur after performing digital sex, or more commonly known as a hand job. Although it is basically understood that this refers to the same regarding prostitution, many non-professional women, married and unmarried, call it the same thing. Boasting by men about the act often occurs, somewhat like a badge of recognition, et al.,.

Hooker After Satisfying a Client: "Wow! He howled when I jerked him off and I ended up with an 'oyster in a half shell'!"

A Conferring Couple After Intercourse: "I loved it, dear! Your 'oyster in a half shell' was great!!" said Linda.

Man Who is a Legend in his Own Mind: "Yeah, I'm the man! Just did that girl. She then rubbed me off. Talk about 'oyster in a half shell'! There was so much cum that she's thinking about suing me because it slid off the sides of her hands and onto her expensive carpet!"

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado May 21, 2008

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

A shoddy attempt at humor crafted by the Linux community in order to answer back at those who even mildly criticize their half-finished kernel or the "newbies" who are trying to seek help in getting Linux to function properly on their machines. Makes one look stupid when said out loud in a group of people.

Newbie: Can you please help me configure my soundcard and modem? I read the manual, and followed the instructions, but both piece of hardware still refuse to work.
Linux elitist: Go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script, retard.
Newbie: All I did was ask for help, and if this is how you treat those who want to learn about Linux, then you shouldn't be surprised if people go back to using Windows or Mac OS-X.
Linux elitist: Well go back to crashing your Windoze, troll.

by sarcastic May 29, 2004