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A Nigga Story

A story that only happens to a nigga which can only be told by a nigga.
What happened to Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown is a nigga story.
by AnthonyTheGamer October 30, 2011
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a christmas story

Best, most badass Christmas movie ever made. Played over and over and over during the holidays. Characters include Ralphie, his retarded whining brother, his old man, and flakey mother. Known by a lot of people as, "the movie with the kid in the pink bunny suit" or "the movie with the leg lamp" (which is painfully obvious that ralphie wacks off to)

Ralphie: I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
ex. 1
"hey, what do you say we watch 'A Christmas Story' for the 535 time!"

ex. 2
"Want to watch Frost the Snowman?"
"That movie is for fucking panzies, lets watch a Christmas Story"
by Seinfeld March 11, 2006
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it's a long story

A way of saying "I don't want to tell you"
From 'The Fast and The Furious'

'so how d'you know him?'
'It's a long story'
'We've got a 40 mile hike.'
'A business deal went sour,And once I made the mistake of sleeping with his sister'.
by Jay & Silent Bob June 24, 2004
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A Boring Story

This story is tooooo common, it will be boring if everyone does this
A boring story
By someone
A family that has a father, mother, older sister and younger brother.
The father and mother love the brother but didn't love the sister.
Then the father and mother threw the sister away.
The sister studied hard and created a company.
The father and mother became beggars because they gave all the money to the brother.
The father and mother asked the sister to return their "love".
The sister rejected and threw them back to the street
THE END
by Lily Pig June 17, 2021
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That's a good story, tell it again

Used if someone tells a horrible story. Highly sarcastic.
"So like, I was at the store, and like the guy was all 'So you want paper or plastic' and I was like 'plastic' and like I baught a pack of gum but OMG he's soo hott..."

"That was a good story, tell it again."
by i am so cool. November 18, 2004
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A Caroline Story

Noun. A story that has no apparent punchline, moral, relevance, or foreseeable end leaving an awkward silence afterward between all parties when they realize that the story that was just told was completely pointless. "Caroline Story"-tellers sometimes over-compensate on their lack of humor through the extension of said story, making the process painfully long and uncomfortable to endure.

Origin: Caroline A. M., Switzerland
- "So there used to be, like, a Kiosk in Egg, and I used to go there all the time. And then one day it just left, and now I don't go there anymore."
*awkward silence*
- "Wow. That was such a Caroline Story..."
by LEONIECREATEDTHISONE January 18, 2011
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