take a salad

Gotta take a leak/piss/urinate/#1

Ahhh man I really have to take a salad

by Hecqubus September 25, 2006

Toss Her Like A Salad

The act of fucking a woman so violently similar to the tossing of a salad.

Friend: What does it me to Toss Her Like A Salad?
Me: You know that bitch Zoe?
Friend: Yea..?
Me: I tossed her like a salad last night.

by VoidVRA October 5, 2013

next time go eat a salad

Next time go eat a salad is a line that the Scout from Team Fortress 2 says. It insults the Heavy, who is morbidly obese.

Heavy: AAUGH!
Scout: Next time go eat a salad!

by smmr <3 January 13, 2023

Punching a Salad

When smoking from a bong, punching a salad is the act of finishing a huge, tightly-packed salad bowl in a single breath. Such a feat is considered challenging, and is rarely accomplished by first-time smokers or casual stoners.

-"We were smoking weed last night, and Sam packed a huge salad bowl."
-"Did he punch it?"
-"Nah, Sam doesn't have the lungs to be punching a salad, It took him 4 hits to finish it"

by Master of Yeybos December 6, 2009

Toss A Salad

v. To pack a bowl using 2 or more people's weed combined.

"That was great, what was it?"
"We tossed a salad with Jamie and Sarah's weed."

by callinghome November 2, 2004

pounding a salad

Fisting a vagina

Bro 1: Bro, I was pounding a salad so hard last night.
Bro 2: What? No breadsticks?

by Rockstarbetch April 12, 2015

toss a salad

to have sex

Man oh man do I want to toss a salad right now

by xxfskjfshdx June 20, 2016