Caillou

A lil boy that has a dead brain and has an inverted penis.he also has cancer

Caillou is a shit
Caillou fucks his mom

by Ueuehdu March 11, 2019

Caillou

A children's show featuring an aggressive bald kid who is easily irritated and agitated when things don't go his way.

Caillou made me search for my virginity.

by Pro December 28, 2004

Caillou

Ugh, he’s that whiny bald kid on PBS that teaches kids how to be assholes.
I bet 100 bucks his mom is chugging down some vodka every night

Caillou: MoMmEeE cAn i gEt a ChErrY oN mY iCecreAm?!?
Mom: Well we actually don’t hav-
Cailllou: NOOOO MOMMY AHHHHHRGhjjreREEER
British Narrator: Caillou was upset because he really wanted a cherry on his ice cream

by bubble.chald January 16, 2020

Caillou

A whiny, bratty, short, annoying, stupid, crappy freaking 2 year old on a freakin annoying pointless tv show that I hope has ended.

Never in your life's do you ever want to be a caillou, because then everyone will hate you and want to kill you.

by Troll_monkey_(got.u.so.gud) November 7, 2016

caillou

A fucked up kid's show about a spoiled little turd who gets upset when he doesn't get his way.

If Caillou was real, I'd kill him.

by BklynKnight March 6, 2005

caillou

Such a Little brat and a CUNT. Caillou is a dickwad that only cares for himself and hates everyone.

hey caillou you're a CUNT

by CaillouIsACUNT September 15, 2019

caillou

satan himself born into a little child twat's body

"Oh look, it's satan... wait no that's caillou"

by okpleasestop May 10, 2018