wide waist

A person preferably a male who has unsightly weight coming from his waistline on both sides. Some people have a belly in addition to wide waist but wide waist describes the fat pockets on the persons sides.

Yo! John that shirt is too tight for you. I can see that nasty wide waist of yours. You need the loose fit for real!

by Yo! Sunny Joe July 25, 2009

Whistleswitch

Take one thumb, stick it in your mouth. Then take your other and stick it in your ass. When I blow a whistle, switch thumbs.

Can girls play whistleswitch?
Fuck no. Now go play some whistleswitch, Austin.

by Redbrad February 9, 2012

Rick Whistled

When some jerk wanders by whistling Rick Astley and you are left with the song in your head.

Lady friend 1: What’s wrong? You look pissed!

Lady friend 2: I just got Rick Whistled.

Lady friend 1: Oh dear God.

by iBetty January 12, 2012

The Whistle Swinger

When you cheat on your wife with your radio co-host.

"Damn! I never thought this show would lead to us doing the whistle swinger!"

by Lofty888 June 3, 2020

whistling skinflaps

1. A pussy whistle.

2. The result of a queef.

I was awoken buy the sound of whistling skinflaps.

by WKid May 24, 2006

Lamb Waistcoat

A very much meaty vagina which, in most cases is overly wide, having been entered a fair few times.

So how was last night?

Eugh, bit of a Lamb Waistcoat if I'm honest.

by Badgeryeah. September 14, 2010

fuck whistle

Idiot, moron, one who lacks the most basic common sense to make correct decisions,see ass clown.

That fuck whistle doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!

by The 8th best man. June 12, 2006