blurt

When a male ejaculates in a comedy fashion. ALSO: the term can be used to describe a foolish person.

"Dude, I'm about to blurt"

"Hey blurt, where's me ganj?!"

by Monkeybuttpadje February 17, 2003

blurt

Can be used in place of the word blast or go

give us a wee blurt.

by TheWorx December 10, 2008

Blurt

When someone or something shots unknown liquid out of a open passage!

SHE BLURTED! ON MY COUSIN!

She blurted on my sofa.

it was soo funy i blurted.

by Bojonna September 3, 2009

Blurt

A board game that is Pictionary for the blind.

Come on Pat, lets go play some blurt, pictionary for the blind.

by KReck May 16, 2005

Blurt

Someone that cannot keep a secret, especially when they fiercely claim otherwise. New gossip is immediately shared, with vigorous enthusiasm, and to the disappointment of the confider.

Lisa, "Okay, but you can't tell Dave"
Pennie, "I PROMISE, I would never tell him"

Lisa, "Sometimes I blow my ex-boyfriends"
Pennie, "Gasp!"

Two minutes later, dave walks in.

Pennie, "Hi Dave!! tehehehehe"

Dave, "What's so funny, Pennie?"
Pennie, "Oh nothing, except Lisa blows her ex-boyfriends ahahahaahahahaha"

Lisa, "What the fuck Pennie?"
Pennie, "what did I do?"
Lisa, "Jesus, your such a BLURT!"

by Currybutt Wannalick? January 8, 2014

blurt

See snatch

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

Blurt

make a scene--not warranting attention--because of message absentiesm

caused a curious blurt

by jsn May 19, 2005