zoinked

When your so fucking high that you wonder why buildings are called buildings when there already built and wondering why apparetments are called apartments when there not appart

Im so fucking zoinked right now bro

by fuck yo bitch nigga chicken st July 2, 2018

getting Zinked

being the victim of intense tomfoolery.

Mark: I invited Hampson to look at this website, but little does he know, it's about him!
Andrew: Looks like he's getting Zinked today.

by YouReadMyName November 16, 2016

Yeet, Zoinks

The combination of the two ancient forgotten words of power yeet and zoinks. Uttering these two words together will summon the full force of the all powerful Shagster, who will proceed to melt the eyes out of anyone watching before blowing up the universe.

Josh: "Yeet, Zoinks"
Everyone's Eyes: *Melt*
The Universe: *Yeets out of existence"

by anonymous February 25, 2019

zinky

Describes an extremely hot person; another word for gorgeous or hot

"Wow, he is a complete zinky."

by Brandi Rayne January 3, 2008

zwinky

an ad on the side of your computer that looks fun but if you click it yo are screwed

Person 1: I have a bug on my computer!
Person 2: How?
Person 1: I clicked a zwinky!

by cecedefs February 7, 2015

Zinking

Merge of "Zoom" + "Drinking". Due to Shelter in Place ordinance amongst the COVID-19 crisis, a new norm of socializing - drinking at home while logged into a Zoom (online conferencing platform) session with other folks, cameras on and beverages in hand.

WFH all day had to have a Happy Hour zinking with all my friends.

by Tx.flip April 1, 2020

Fully Zoinked

When you have consumed so many drugs that your body isn't able to function and your on the bridge of an overdose

Dude last night me and the boys got fully zoinked

by It's MA'AM January 15, 2019