Zampewe

A midget or a short guy that does not like to lift weights and it’s skinny. Most of these guys are not grown yet and are usually middle or high schoolers.

Look at that Zampewe I could beat him up.

by FernYRH.0 February 27, 2023

Zampino

When you are having sex with a girl then ejaculate on her ear. You proceed to slap her across the face so that it splatters everywhere.

Damn, I Zampino'ed that bitch like there's no tomrrow!!

by Shank McTesticles February 20, 2004

zamien

The man with a cake. Sexiest Beast alive. 10/10 would bang.

That's a Zamien right there.

by quintisabrick April 3, 2017

zambie

Coming from the word Zombie, but much more frightening, a zambie comes from a rare species of vlampire, they live off the taint licking of human beings just like the tlampire but the zambie is much more incogneto and can attack in many ways that both the vlampire and tlampire cannot. The ratio is currently 34:1 (meaning 34 zambies to 1 human being) it is quite disturbing.

1. with the attempt of an attack of a zambie, ninja steve used the blood of a vlampire to destroy it.

by Ninja "Mahogany Belt" Steve November 8, 2006

Zambie

Someone that has recently taken an Ambien and it has kicked in... they are awake but no longer cognisant of what is happening around them

It's 11pm, my girlfriend is turning into a Zambie... she'll start texting me nonsense any minute now

by Nizzlelicious January 8, 2015

zampire

noun. colloquial moniker for CSF vampires which feed exclusively on the cerebrospinal fluid of humans. This unusual behavior is due to the fact that zampires are a cross between a zombie and a vampire.

In other news, a young man was found dead in his dorm room - the apparent victim of a zampire attack. An autopsy revealed that he had been drained of all cerebrospinal fluid.

by dzero_SDMB October 29, 2010

Zample

To give someone an example of a time when somebody else said they were hot.

No Jimmy, you can't have a zample. You look like an arse.

by MylesNagCopaleen November 29, 2011