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Zambon

Italien surname...Pronounced as written

It is not people that sneak up on Catholic school girls cause as we all know it is them who sneak up on us!!!

The term homosexual can NOT to be applied to Zambons in general, as it is the personal preference of each Zambon what sexuality he/she would like to be.
Joe Zambon is not a gay who creeps up on catholic school girls
by Joedetic April 2, 2005
mugGet the Zambonmug.

zamboner

This is what happens when you watch hot hockey players play hockey and you get a little excited!
Dude....I was watching the portland pirates last night and totally got a zamboner!!
by Hannah and Jayne April 4, 2009
mugGet the zambonermug.

Zambon

A slut who like to make catholic school girls cry. He also like to senak up from the side, stick his cock in your ear, and then climax. He is also a fan of quadruple penetration.
I'll pull a Zambon on your ear!
by SLUT NOTORIOUS March 16, 2003
mugGet the Zambonmug.

Zambon

A small type of African drum. You whack it and it go bon, hence the name Zambon. Well, actually we don't know where Zam comes from, but we're sure it comes from somewhere
he was banging that Zambon like there was no tommorow. Wait, that sounds wrong.
by A person September 14, 2004
mugGet the Zambonmug.

zamboner

Someone who stashes our hash beer check beer in the shaved ice from a Zamboni, only to have it stolen by the Zamboni operator
The Zamboner left our Hash beer in the shaved ice pile behind the rink, only to have it stolen by the Zamboni operator.
by Virgin Dick October 16, 2008
mugGet the zambonermug.

zamboner ride

Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni.
Hey baby, why don't you stop by the rink later on and I'll give you a Zamboner Ride.
by ElMonoDelMar August 29, 2007
mugGet the zamboner ridemug.

Zamboner

The act of using your erect penis to spread your jizz across a person’s body, in a similar fashion to the eponymously trademarked ice-rink cleaning invention by Frank Zamboni
Tony gave me a zamboner last night. It took me hours to clean everything off
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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