Hey, you should come over

The best five words a single man can get from a girl on the phone.

*ring*

Guy: Hello?

Girl: Hey, you should come over.

by TomKVideo December 18, 2008

you should see me in a crown

when you are a bad bitch and billie eilish is your fucking idol

billie eilish: "if you think im pretty, you should see me in a crown...:
someone irrelevant: "billie eilish is pretty"

me: "then you should see her in a crown."
someone irrelevant: "what does that have to do with anyth-"
me: "ONE BY, ONE BY, ONE. ONE BY, ONE BY, ONE.

by Dark_Angel952 July 19, 2018

you shut your whore mouth

When something is said to you and you found it slightly offensive and wish to make a joke of the situation while also disregarding the remark.

Bob: You're bad and you should feel bad.
You: You shut your whore mouth!

by flowflow June 12, 2014

what are you shitting

a way of asking what someone is going to get at a restaurant because it is what they will be pooping out later. (a play on words of what you are getting)

waiter: what are you shitting today?
Customer: um can i please shit two double doubles and fries, and my wife will be shitting a chocolate milkshake. thank you.

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Are you shitting me

Are you kidding me! Usually said when someone is very surprised or taken back by something.

He punched him in the face.

Are you shitting me!

by werd11111112087277 May 11, 2008

you should have gone to specsavers

When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasing your beer goggles you REALLY should have gone to specsavers.

Guy1: Dang, i swear she at least had legs when we was in the club

Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....

by r3dfox January 7, 2008

You shooting 50

This term is used by the YouTuber nadexe when you can’t hit a shot

“Let him shoot 50” “he’s 50 asf leave him open” “what was that you shooting 50”

by MikeyP_HD May 6, 2020