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Yogurt Male

First, Alpha males were the best type of male to be. Then, it became Sigma males. Now, it's Yogurt Males.

"Yogurt Male" is just one of many labels made by men trying to out boost their fragile egos. Such men (Alphas, Sigmas, Yogurts, etc) fail to recognize women as people instead of sex objects, and thus end up blaming them for their unhappiness in life. In an attempt to find fulfillment in their lives, they come up with these new empty titles to elevate themselves above other men who are in reality, just as lonely as they are.

The specific reference to yogurt also has white supremacist undertones, since it is implying that men who are able to easily digest yogurt are superior to those who are not. Lactose intolerance is most prominently seen in Asia, Africa, and South America.
Chad: "I'm not some sort of lowly Alpha Male, I'm a Yogurt Male."
Alex: "You can digest dairy? Color me impressed."
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Yogurt Male

A man who exhibits simular qualities to a Sigma Male but with one key difference. Their personality and lifestyle revolves around yogurt. Either as a morning routine or bedtime snack. It plays a crucial part of their identity.

A yogurt male is generally considered to be better than an alpha male.
Being a Yogurt Male, I know how to keep a full tummy without ruining din-din #ManofYogurt
by nurakid436 June 17, 2025
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Yogurt Male Syndrome

1. A person with Yogurt Male Syndrome is able to deeply empathize with others, yet lacks emotional depth and is unable to feel emotions deeply or continuously for a long period of time. Another primary symptom of Yogurt Male Syndrome is being unable to fully express themselves and their vision/perspective, no matter how hard they try. They may employ art or writing for self-expression purposes, but their creations will always pale in comparison to the ideas in their brain.

2. A gooner.
I'm so glad I have a friend like you in my life, twin. It's hard finding someone else with Yogurt Male Syndrome, even on the internet.
by 749ygmsyndrme May 9, 2025
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National Yogurt males day

December 16th is national yogurt males day!1!1!1!1!🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
Dave: Yo it’s National Yogurt males day
Bambi: Ok
Tristian:jekwwbisndgdyehebsuddjsbysd
by Dave sus amogus🥶 December 13, 2021
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Yoghurt Male

a male that eats yoghurt on a daily basis, hes the king of all men and hes taken by all the yoghurt women in the world. Hes loyal to all his females and is masculine and dominant
damn.. that yoghurt male has a scrumptious body
by yoghurt female February 13, 2022
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Yoghurt male

Gender: male

Personality type : Yoghurty

A yoghurt male is one in which indeed loves a cuddle, and isnt afraid to admit so..

He will open the door for a woman and also cancel plans with his guy friends to hang out with his female friends.

He is the type of guy that will be the responsible male and have his 2 drinks to allow his mates to have a lift home.

They indeed enjoy yoghurt and all kinds of feminine yoghurt, acai and granola bowls, along with having no hesitation to Instagram this.

They often wear edgy oversized clothes and love to stand out, because of course they are a yoghurt male and above the standard alpha, beta and sigma males theyre surrounded by against their will.
Friend 1 “ Hey did you see justin and that girl the other day, never guess what just went up on his instagram story

Friend 2 “ oh no its not cringe is it “

Friend 1 “HAHA, he put love hearts and tagged her with a photo of them holding hands whilst holding a muller corner in his other hand”

Friend 2 “oh no not again, why does justin do this to himself, hes such a Yoghurt male”
Friend 1 “ Haha yeah bro, i suppose we’re just too alpha to understand
by Auxford jicktionary July 12, 2022
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Omg my name is Brekke and i am a yoghurt male
by Marknathan April 18, 2022
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