Yosemite Samantha

A genderbended version of Yosemite Sam.

Something Samantha would say: I'M GONNA BLOW YOU UP TO SMITHEREENS!!!
*Daffy walks up and says "Sam is that your sister?"
Samantha: HE IS NOT MY BROTHER!
Sam: SHE IS NOT MY SISTER!
Samantha: I'm a genderbend of this guy. My name is Yosemite Samantha. AM I CLEAR?!

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover November 9, 2018

Yosemite Sam

Sexual act when the guy fucks a girl on her rag then rubs his bloody dick across her upper lip giving her a large red "Yosemite Sam" style mustache. This Action should also make her "Rootin Tootin Shootin Angry"

Yo dawg that bitch was dirty didnt tell me she was bleedin and fucked up my pants so i give her a yosemite sam and kicked her ass out.

by Reverend Rusty February 18, 2010

Yosemited

When someone is a victim of Apple's out of control autocorrect. Recently reinforced by the Yosemite OS update.

i meant peter
ughghghg
peteo

i hate yosemite auto corecct

"i meant peter
ughghghg
peteo
i hate yosemite auto corecct"

"You just got Yosemited"

by Of-the-loom October 22, 2014

Yosemite

A National Park in California. Has Half Dome and is filled with Granite formations. Native Americans used to live here too.

Yosemite has a lot of deer!

by WhoDatFreshBoi August 5, 2018

Yosemite Sam

Finger bangin' two girls at the same time with quick draw action such as Yosemite Sam would do.

Sean was Yosemite Sammin' these two girls so hard last night.

by Ba Jare Bear July 10, 2011

yosemite

A place that God* created as a back drop for people to model their "Urban Dictionary" t-shirts.

* - with apologies to the G-d of the Torah.

by Paul Bauer November 21, 2004

Yosemite Geyser Shit

When a guy/gal drops a load with the magnitude of "2 Girls, 1 Cup," causing the the shitter to elevate off the ground, looking similar to the Old Faithful geyser of Yosemite National Park.

Chad: Yo man, did you hear about the Yosemite Geyser Shit Steve unloaded on his girl?
Brad: NO WAY MAN! how much air did he get?
Chad: He tapped the ceiling tiles, that's all I can say my man...
Brad: Good Old Faithful right there...

by Chad Bro Chill January 5, 2008