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yashua

yashua is a super cool dj architeked that is a ping spoofing idot. he is super sexy obviously and is rly rly rly stupid
1. oh wow what a yashua

2. that's a fine yashua you've got there

3. you're being such a yashua jai!
by the yuutie August 14, 2019
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yeshua

Yeshua or Y'shua, the most common form of the name "Jesus" when "Jesus Christ" was alive. "Yeshua" means "He saves".
JOHN 5:43, the Messiah said, "I have come in My Father's name (Yahweh)". Many Hebrews take this quite literally and insist that the Saviour's name was therefore Yahshua (or even Yahwehshua) rather than the more common Yeshua.
by Shlomoh HhananYah Geffen July 15, 2006
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Yashu

Is the most kind, amazing, whole hearted girl you will ever meet. She has an amazing sense of humor and always manages to look perfect. She’s kinky and submissive, if you are with her she will most likely call you daddy. If you have a yashu in your life keep her, she is one of a kind.
Person 1: you see that girl over there
Person 2: yeah she’s definitely a yashu go talk to her
by DaddyJish December 9, 2019
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Yeshuffle

Yeshuffle is the yeshiva girl walk that very orthodox girls employ when walking very very fast to class, when they are trying to pass an unpleasant fearful experience, or when they are trying to get home for Shabbos. Most often yeshiva girls are hugging books as they yeshuffle.

It might have been an evolutionary development because of the long skirts which constrained leg movement, but now it is perhaps vestigal because yeshiva girls with loose skirts yeshuffle as well. Many argue that is a combination of longs skirts and a defense mechanism to avoid goyim activities. Whether it is conscious or unconscious is still to be determined.
Noun.

"Rivka is trying to avoid gentile kids throwing water balloons at each outside of the McDonalds, so she employs the Yeshuffle."

Verb.

"Shayndie's gemara class starts in 3 minutes so she is yeshuffling as fast as she can."
by Ohiso.com June 21, 2005
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Yeshua

A name that Catholicism almost succeeded in removing from the Christian vocabulary by replacing it with Latin-based bastardizations that honor Zeus instead of God's son. This corruption was inherited nearly universally by the rest ofChristianity.
Hispanic Catholics preserve the divine name of Zeus most accurately, and call out, Hey Zeus when praying. Unsatisfied with that sacrilege, they insist upon naming little boys Hey Zeus as well.

English-speaking Christians are a little less callous about calling Yeshua by Zeus' name by pronouncing it "Zuss", with the prefix "Je". "Je" is a French word, so this along with most of the other silliness in the English language was probably their idea.
by Fly On The Wall June 8, 2004
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yeshua jacob isidro

A weird guy who farts in public and eat his boogers
Boy 1: "Did you see Yeshua Jacob Isidro?" "He farted so loudly during the game that the players stopped to look at him!"
Boy 2: "Dang he's nasty!"
by BcHeEz November 14, 2019
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yeshua

Another form of Yahashua/Joshua (Jah is salvation)
Later translated as Jesus by Europeans.
"Jesus Christ!!!"
"No, Yeshua Ha'Mashiach"
by Anonymous August 11, 2003
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