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teetskeet

when a girl squirts her titmilk on your face, as if you were givin her titties, a blowjob :D
"DAMN kevin, you have a shit load of teetskeet on your face man, ew."

"yeah bro, that bitch's teetskeet is thick as fuck, she hasnt been milked in a while"

"dude, that bitch teet skeets like she is pregnant"
by omfgilikeitinmytitties July 28, 2009
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Yeet skeet

Matt: there’s a whole team there

Dez: I’m not gonna risk it. I’m gonna yeet skeet out of here and grab a most wanted.
by CripJesus November 18, 2020
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Yeet skeet

When you nut in your hand and sling it into your girls face.
I was fuckin the shit out of this bitch when I pulled out and yeet skeet all over her face.
by Blownheadgasket January 20, 2021
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yeetyeetparakeet

When a parakeet comes in when you say, "yeetyeetparakeet" and shits on you or the person you're talking to if you are talking to someone. Yelling it will make the bird come faster. Usually said at the beginning of a convorsation
Person 1: "Ayo, whats up man?"
Person 2: "YEETYEETPARAKEET!"
*bird starts to come flying in*
Person 1: "Oh fuck, why are you doing this?"
*bird shits on Person 1*
Person 1: "Oh you motherfu-"
Person 2: "YEETYEETPARAKEETYEETYEETPARAKEETYEETYEETPARAKEETYEETYEETPARAKEETYEETYEETPARAKEET"
*A whole bunch of birds starting coming in*
Person 1: "FUUUUU-"
*both get shat on"
Person 2: "Oof you just got yeeted all the way out of the milky way. G3t r3kt m9"
by But its me, Dio! May 6, 2018
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yeetspeed

A way to tell how fast an object is going. It is equivalent to the amount of speed any given object has after being yeeted.
Watch out for that baseball, it has yeetspeed!
by vsentry October 22, 2019
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Yeetskrtbang

When you wanna a celling fan to hit you on the head
I wanna to yeetskrtbang
by Levyislevi November 30, 2019
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yeetstreet

Definition A: a street where everything gets yeeted. For example: people, houses and cars
Definition B: dont
Josh: hey should we go through that street
Becky: no i dont want my car to get yeeted, its a YEETSTREET
by Chickenman21097 February 19, 2022
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