Blunder Years

The years as a teenager where you thought being different and edgy means dressing like a moron.

"What the hell even is this picture?"
"Oh god, that were my blunder years."

by OddDict April 5, 2019

89 years old

An age at which the head doctor definitely cannot be

I know I sound like a broken record, but... 89 years old?

by Mamezuku "89 years old?!" Rai May 13, 2019

1000 Years of Pain

When you kneel down behind someone, make a gun with both of your middle and index fingers, and then shove them as hard as you can up the persons ass.

I made Ari Holsten cry when I kneeled down behind him and gave him 1000 years of pain.

by Ode Kesef April 1, 2009

New Years Resolution

The things you promise your self you will do over the year, but quit after the first 2 weeks.

Bob's New Years Resolution was to lose 30 pounds. But bob says a lot of things.

by ninjajohn93 January 1, 2009

Just three more years!

The hopeful reminder that young Barron chants to himself, in this case today, on his 13th birthday, to remind himself that legal emancipation from these nut jobs is right around the corner!

“Just three more years!” is my mantra today; everyone but me will be in the slammer by then - and all I have to do is keep my nose clean if I can!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

Trump’s twilight years

A phrase referring to the 45th President of the United States’ unnaturally progressed old age which is frankly, right now, due to the stress of having reached such a seriously pronounced level of incompetence.

With all of his “success” and financial resources, it may be assumed that Trump’s twilight years are likely not the way he had imagined they would be.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

golden years

A song by the great David Bowie.

I'll stick with you baby for a thousand years
Nothing's gonna touch you in these golden years, gold

by Yester January 3, 2006