Until I pay off all of my bills I have to go on a yarn diet. This sucks because I saw some really yummy yarn on sale.
by yarnchick August 19, 2012
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by Delima February 14, 2009
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by The Yern King October 7, 2021
Get the yern day mug.A condition where somebody has hopes for the future just like every year knowing he or she will get disappointed yet again. Symptoms usually include hopes for the future, denial of events from the pass year and the increase of alcohol in take
Louis: She's gonna ask me out this year man
Kurt: You said this back in 2018 where is she know
Louis:...
Kurt: You have New Years Day Syndrome bro she dont like you.
Kurt: You said this back in 2018 where is she know
Louis:...
Kurt: You have New Years Day Syndrome bro she dont like you.
by C302929 January 18, 2022
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"Yeah my new years sucked, I had a new years disaster. I had spit in my eye for hours, and pain in my stomach."
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Get the yern day mug.The condition by which one experiences significant penile enhancement and unexpected erectial direction on a quadrennial basis. Typically experienced on the 29th of February commonly referred to as the "leap year."
Carol: "John was so big last night."
Jen: "Is this a leap year??"
Carol: "Oh my god, maybe it was leap year dick syndrome!"
Jen: "Is this a leap year??"
Carol: "Oh my god, maybe it was leap year dick syndrome!"
by lyds sufferer August 2, 2011
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