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You faaawwwkking knew 

The screaming lies of a white woman while she becomes unhinged
You faaawwwkking knew I wanted your indigenous dipstick to myself

I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse 

Blud, srsly? The girl I like wanted me? I jst hit a bru moment cuz........................................srsly tho?
I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse - This is a word that should be used when the girl you liked named Monse (From my previous post) wanted you. And you didn't know until her friend told you when she switched schools

You're Dad is gay, and you never knew 

In the context that the person didn't know.
Your dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 1: You're Dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 2: "Huh? How can this be!?"

I wish I knew how to quit you 

1. Said by someone who has a very obvious unrequited gay crush on someone who remains oblivious to his flirtations. Usually said after doing the thousandth favor for him for free, despite massive actual personal cost.

A humorous reference to the epic line uttered by Jack Twist to Ennis del Mar (RIP Heath) in the film Brokeback Mountain.
Dude 1: Thanks for the coffee. You didn't have to walk through 600 km of hot dry desert, cross an ocean of razorblades, and defeat 10,000 dragons just to get me one.

Dude 2: Oh it was nothing. Anything for you. *stares longingly at Dude 1 as he sits down*

Dude 1: Why are you staring at me?

Dude 2: I wish I knew how to quit you...

He knew it before you Kelby 

When you shove it in a girls butt and then man knows it before the girl does.
He really did the He knew it before you Kelby to you ?

I knew some Thai and boi you sucks! 

I knew some Thai and boi you sucks!
I knew some Thai and boi you sucks!