roomate: dude did u kiss a dude at that party last night?
me: yeah im bisexual i thought you knew that.
me: *snort* *snort* oh yeah this is the freakin stuff!
roomate: ALLAN are you snorting DRUGS? WTFs WRONG WITH YOU?
me: oh yeah i do cocaine i thought you knew that man.
me: hey dude
roomate: allan you're a sexually confused dope addict i want you OUTTA HERE ASAP!!
me: wtf i thought you understood me!
roomate: hmmm... yeah im a republican i thought you knew that *snicker snicker*!
me: FUCK YOU JACKASS!!!
me: yeah im bisexual i thought you knew that.
me: *snort* *snort* oh yeah this is the freakin stuff!
roomate: ALLAN are you snorting DRUGS? WTFs WRONG WITH YOU?
me: oh yeah i do cocaine i thought you knew that man.
me: hey dude
roomate: allan you're a sexually confused dope addict i want you OUTTA HERE ASAP!!
me: wtf i thought you understood me!
roomate: hmmm... yeah im a republican i thought you knew that *snicker snicker*!
me: FUCK YOU JACKASS!!!
by Allanator July 11, 2011
by NX STARCHILD October 16, 2020
Sep 8 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
