Do you own a dog?

A discreet phrase to get the fuck out! Or just leave a function.

"Sue Ann, do you own a dog?"
"Yes, Ariff I do"
*leaves*

by fragrant tofu October 18, 2023

Dog Walk You

2019, the year Cardi B dog walked Tomi lahren.

Cardi B and the world dog walked you.

Tomi Lahren asked that everyone look up “dog walk you” and no results showed. So I made up one. I hope this is good enough for her.

Cardi B’s next single is about to dog walk all over you.

Tomi lahren is playing victim over the possibility of being dog walked.

by Dog Walker January 20, 2019

You're so dog water my guy

You're so dog water my guy - Meaning you are insanely bad at the legendary game fornite

Fornite kid: Omg dude you're so dog water my guy you have 0pr 0placements send me your fornite tracker dude you're so trash dude like i'll wager u right now and crank 90s on you like jesus my guy

by dxniell8 December 27, 2020

are you fucking my dog?

Synonymous with "are you kidding me?" or "are you joking me?"

Person A: "Did you hear? Britney Spears is going to try to raise Jamie-Lynn's baby."
Person B: "Wait....what?!? Are you fucking my dog?"

by davykid15 January 11, 2009

you killed my dog

Something you say to someone before you bash them. Used as a fake excuse to just bash a random person.

Fred: You killed my dog. Fred begins to bash Tod's head on the kerbside.

by Robbo R August 9, 2016

Dog bless you

The atheist way of saying "God Bless You". Self-explanatory really

It's meant in jest, of course..what, you couldn't guess that? Dog bless you!

by Submitters of Words March 30, 2011

Dog walk you

What Card B did to Tomi Lahren. Complete roast.

Leave me alone I will dog walk you.

by Samatha Hugandkiss January 20, 2019