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yeast infection

an infection that fat people get when they dont wash under there flabs, it grows on damp dark places.

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when someone is sweaty and fat they are like a bag of yeast for a bakery
hannah is so sweaty that her yeast infection could make bread for a third world countrie for a year.
by alx potham January 29, 2008
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What happens when you don't brush your teeth before doing oral.
Sarah got a yeast infection because of her boyfriend's poor hygiene.
by fagatron92 May 6, 2018
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Yeast infection

When your crotch hurty
Debrah says “I have a terrible yeast infection” Tookie says “doesn’t that mean your crotch hurty I got it from urban dictionary
by Toribeoudi June 14, 2018
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Wipe front to back or else you get the yeast infection and no one wants that
Do it the right way or else you get a yeast infection
by Emojiguy May 28, 2019
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Yeast infection

Really stinky shit that comes out of a womans vagina that looks like cottage cheese.

It makes you itch very bad, its embarrassing cause it means you dont take care of your cooch that well or you’re taking medication that made you have one.
Girl 1: “i have a yeast infection!”

Doctor: “that sucks, heres some cream to shove up your puss, you cant have a bath until the medication succeeds in 3 days. Sucks for you but im a male doctor and i dont have a thing called yeast infection, im gonna make you pay $20 for this cause i need money.”
by Bumdiddler April 24, 2025
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1) Another name for a beer buzz.

2) ALCOHOLISM with a strong lust for beer.

3) Inability to stop after just one or two.
1) "Friends don't let friends drive with yeast-infections."

2) "Consuming twelve bottles of beer each day may result in a yeast-infection. "

3) "Dad hasn't worked in 6 months due to a yeast-infection."
by Rencewell November 8, 2011
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Canadian Yeast Infection

A sexual act where you get a 10 pack of timbits from your local Tim Hortons and ferociously devour them out of your girl's pussy. These treats can be in any combination, though sane people opt for mostly chocolate glazed one.

For non-Canadians, this also works with munchkins from Dunkin' Donuts or any other donutholes.
I gave my girl a Canadian Yeast Infection at the car wash last week.
by PerryG December 11, 2019
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