by prologueafterdark February 02, 2022
"Have you seen what they've been doing to the city planning?" "The town's undergoing yassification."
by The Roadrunner from Hell December 31, 2021
by peeeeeeeeee December 30, 2021
The process of going from average/ugly to drop dead gorgeous or just much better looking than before. Yassification can be done through intense editing or makeup. Fictional characters having a drastic physical changes and becoming more conventionally attractive because of the ploy is also another form of yassification.
An example that best describes a yassification is the Nanny Mcphee movies. In the beginning of the film, Nanny Mcphee is seen as mean and rude and the children she looks over despise her. She has a huge ugly nose, a big wart on the corner of her chin and a huge front tooth in her mouth. As she helps the children become better people, her ugly traits begin to disappear one by one. That’s the yassification process. By the end of the movie, Nanny Mcphee’s ugly traits all disappear and she becomes a beautiful slender woman with no ugly features. The yassification process has then been completed and she is now yassified.
by loonatheworld November 23, 2021
the process of yassifying something
"omg sarah is wearing the cutest top ever!! yassifcation who??!" in this sentence the person explained how sarah wore a cute top, therefore meaning she completed the yassification process
by shatha💪🏼💪🏼 January 27, 2022
A Yassification Ceremony is a common ritual amongst the younger generations of this century. Participants choose one lucky person to partake in the ceremony, and together, they complete the steps to properly Yassify the participant.
Step 1: the group must gather in a circle around the chosen one. They all strip the participant of their clothing, and douse them in a flammable oil.
Step 2: a candy cane is handed to the participant who is now naked and covered in oil, and the participant must whittle it down to a sharp point using their mouth.
Step 3: the candy cane will then be used to carve an X into the participants torso; starting from the rib cage down to the hip bones.
(If the candy cane breaks during this process, another may be supplied, but step 2 must be repeated. If the second one breaks, the ceremony will cease, and the chosen one will be cast out, never to achieve Yassification.)
Step 4: Using the blood from the X carved into their stomach, the participant will rise, and drip the blood oil mixture into a fire pit.
Step 5: the fire will be lit, and all will rejoice.
After the ceremony is over, participants usually celebrate by dancing around the fire, and eating lots of candy canes. The successful participant in the ceremony is blessed with the gift of Yass, and is guaranteed to become Yassified in the following years.
Step 1: the group must gather in a circle around the chosen one. They all strip the participant of their clothing, and douse them in a flammable oil.
Step 2: a candy cane is handed to the participant who is now naked and covered in oil, and the participant must whittle it down to a sharp point using their mouth.
Step 3: the candy cane will then be used to carve an X into the participants torso; starting from the rib cage down to the hip bones.
(If the candy cane breaks during this process, another may be supplied, but step 2 must be repeated. If the second one breaks, the ceremony will cease, and the chosen one will be cast out, never to achieve Yassification.)
Step 4: Using the blood from the X carved into their stomach, the participant will rise, and drip the blood oil mixture into a fire pit.
Step 5: the fire will be lit, and all will rejoice.
After the ceremony is over, participants usually celebrate by dancing around the fire, and eating lots of candy canes. The successful participant in the ceremony is blessed with the gift of Yass, and is guaranteed to become Yassified in the following years.
“Do you think we should have a Yassification Ceremony tonight?”
“I cannot believe Racheal failed her Yassification Ceremony. What dumb bitch can’t suck a candy cane without breaking it??
“I cannot believe Racheal failed her Yassification Ceremony. What dumb bitch can’t suck a candy cane without breaking it??
by Okayokayokaystayaway November 30, 2021
by noooooooooooiooooooo January 04, 2022