Yair is a tiny Indian that gets ripped off on a daily basis, because of that his parents kicked him pity the house and know he lives in a house. Be smart don’t be a Yair.
by Yair is Indian December 21, 2018
A generic name for a celebrity who is a lousy boxer, a lousy columnist and a lousy liar, who, due to good looks, tight black shirts, lots of hair gel, popularity with women and a rich father, turns into a lousy Politician, and possibly a Prime Minister in some small Banana republic in the south.
Yair Lapid: "I never smoked pot in my life. Pot is dangerous, and it is illegal"
Fact: "Pot is not dangerous, and Yair Lapid himself was selling pot"
Yair Lapid: "I will not raise the Taxes for the middle class"
Fact: "Brings up taxes for the low and middle class"
Yair Lapid: "The natural gas belong to the citizens and should not be sold abroad only for tycoons interest"
Fact: "Push into selling the natural gas"
Ishton (a well known blogger) to Yair Lapid: "You came to politics, just like methane from cow droppings come into the atmosphere and you have pretty much the same effect on this world."
Fact: "Pot is not dangerous, and Yair Lapid himself was selling pot"
Yair Lapid: "I will not raise the Taxes for the middle class"
Fact: "Brings up taxes for the low and middle class"
Yair Lapid: "The natural gas belong to the citizens and should not be sold abroad only for tycoons interest"
Fact: "Push into selling the natural gas"
Ishton (a well known blogger) to Yair Lapid: "You came to politics, just like methane from cow droppings come into the atmosphere and you have pretty much the same effect on this world."
by Matans June 11, 2013
the hottest guy ever
by yeetithhhh May 15, 2020
| Yah - ear - sh - tok |
| Verb | When Yair utters complete nonsense
and needs to be discouraged from proceeding.
| Verb | When Yair utters complete nonsense
and needs to be discouraged from proceeding.
Yair Shtok
Yaire is a person of mind. She takes important situations seriously. She is a goofball on the outside, and she can make anyone smile. And whenever she speaks about her opinion its like learning something new. Her intelligence is very high. She wants to be loved by someone she hasnt met yet. Even when shes with a family member who cares for her, she still craves the feeling of love. Shes sophisticated and complex. She's interesting, she is like no other girl. And people love that about her. Her looks are beautiful, she is like the beauty of earth. She could possibly like the color green,blue,gold, and peach. Her energy brightens the room. Her chose of style whether it deals with music or clothing, is so cool.
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The Yair, (Pronounced Yuh-Ear,) will live in huts made of the flesh of others who could not keep up in the Geography game, for they only exist to torture us with facts and random pieces of history.
The Yair, (Scientific name Yairorus Neanderthallius,) spends his days huddled up and looking at "Educational videos" while playing the same god damn video game every day.
The Yairorus Neanderthallius does not like the sun, for it heralds the arrival of a new day, for new information. Usually it can hibernate for months at a time, in which it goes into it's Hidey-hole and keeps itself updated from a distance.
Short, powerful, and rabid, Yairs are not recommended to be domesticated. Run on sight.
The Yair, (Scientific name Yairorus Neanderthallius,) spends his days huddled up and looking at "Educational videos" while playing the same god damn video game every day.
The Yairorus Neanderthallius does not like the sun, for it heralds the arrival of a new day, for new information. Usually it can hibernate for months at a time, in which it goes into it's Hidey-hole and keeps itself updated from a distance.
Short, powerful, and rabid, Yairs are not recommended to be domesticated. Run on sight.
by Bonkius Maximus April 20, 2021