y'all'd'nt've'd'd'I'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd

Meaning: You all would not have had ,had I had not have had you all to have had.

I don't recommend trying to explain this to someone with words, as they might have a heart attack. It's the longest grammatically correct contraction.

A: Oh my gosh! We finally did it! I'm so happy!

B: y'all'd'nt've'd'd'I'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd...

by jasmcmuffin May 5, 2025

y'all've'd

Contraction for you all have had, or y'all have had

When's the last time y'all've'd a conversation?

by Electrozi December 8, 2023

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't

the most intellectual word imaginable.

you: who
me an intellectual:whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't

by Aidag June 1, 2018

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't

THE most powerful definition of who. More powerful than whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y.

Me: whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't took my sandwich
Friend: what...

by Anton.exe April 29, 2020

Doctor Whomst'd've's'nd't'y'all

It's like Doctor Who, but for really smart people. Plus, it will extend your brain to the point where you'll become the universe

Person 1: Do you watch Doctor Who? I love that show!
Person 2: Nah m8, that show is for dumbasses like you. I watch Doctor Whomst'd've's'nd't'y'all, and that is THE SHIT!
Person 1: What the fuck

by Trump's real news February 28, 2017

y'all'll'ven't'd

A common word a southern person uses to express the phrase “you all will have not had”

Man it really stinks that y'all'll'ven't'd such a great dinner, it’s a shame you missed it.

by tØm@$ November 27, 2019

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'er'tis'twas'all'terent'djfignick'fed'sie'yenas'ighohocasaldingtariunistic'iuds'mentarsariot

The superior version of saying Whomst'd've.
Created in order to show superiority over peers or younglings.

GUY 1: Yo, do you have any idea whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'er'tis'twas'all'terent'djfignick'fed'sie'yenas'ighohocasaldingtariunistic'iuds'mentarsariot took my notebook?

GUY 2: ....What?

by JImotimothy March 14, 2023