Hairy Xylaphone

Hairy xylaphone is something that a vagina does. Also known as a phanny fart, in which the vagina releases a smelly 'fish' like gas causing the room she is in to stink pretty badly.

Yucky, that woman just did a hairy xylaphone

by Sxmuel_Ding June 20, 2017

Xylander

1. Greek name meaning Forest Man
2. A person who is very horny, bisexual and sarcastic.
3. Easily drunk on alcohol.

That guy is a real Xylander.

or

That girl at the bar reminds me of Xylander.

by Dani colephin July 29, 2009

Xylaphite

Literally anything that you need it to mean, as long as it's supposed to be a negative name for a person.

Stop being such a xylaphite and come help us!

by EEzak May 1, 2021

xylani

a very pretty girl who short but always angry and never angry at the same time. People love her and she has lots and LOTS of friends

xylani is very short lil ankle biting bitch.

by <\33 November 22, 2021

Xylani

Xylani is a bad bish who doesn't give two fucks what you have to say.

Look it's Xylani

by Itz.me.zsg January 7, 2022

xylaih

She is the most amazing person in the whole world, she is loyal, smart and More beautiful than anyone I know, no matter who she is with or where you are she shines bright like the sun and always gains peoples affection and admiration without even trying, even tho she doesn't like receiving gifts, she always gives out the best ones, they are always personal and very thought through. She's a great cuddler and even better kisser 😉

If you have a xylaih in your life NEVER let them go ♥️

Girl 1: OMG SHES FINALLY HERE ITS XYLAIH! i missed her so much 😭

Guy 1: can we finally all hangout now?

by Take_this_as_a_sign March 1, 2023

Xylaa

Xyla, known as big dick has the biggest dick in the world

That guy xyla has a Xylaa bro!

by pagadahkeahd October 10, 2025