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xerxes

Wearing large amounts of gold, piercing your cheek multiple times, crossing one your legs(preferably the left), raising one hand up(preferably the right), having people bow down to give you a rim job/dirty sanchez, and acting like the Lord of all queers.
Damn dude, Jon, Brian, Rich, and Dan were acting like a bunch of Xerxes today at the kickball game.

Dude, that rim job was not good enough, give it to me xerxes style.
by fearlessgerbil March 28, 2007
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Xerxes

1.) The epitome of failure in the entire human race

2.) Someone who loves rice
That guy who tried jump off a building to kill himself and lived is a total Xerxes.
by ......................... March 30, 2007
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Xerxes revenge

The act of doing cocaine and ecstasy for the first time. Going to a rub and tug. Enjoying it. And after all is said and done strangling the hooker, dragging her down the stairs to a back alley and promptly gutting her.
Jimmy is now serving a life sentence because he went Xerxes revenge this weekend.
by C macka December 16, 2008
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Xerxes

A fat-ass who was the king of the persians 2.400 years ago, who couldn't do anything. He leaded the Persians in the battle of Thermopylae and he only managed to kill the 300 spartans and the 700 thespians because of that bitch Ephialtes, who showed the persians the path which leaded behind the greeks. He is also that fat guy at meet the spartans who is less fat and gay than the real one. It can also be an insult.
"Xerxes is a dumbass"
"You are such a Xerxes!"
by Myself124352 April 19, 2009
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XerxesTWD

Xerxes is the name of an internet wish demon who wrecks people in 2D fighting games and representing for Barry Allen.
XerxesTWD is the best at owning KASE!
by XerxesTWD November 20, 2003
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Xerxes

name of the 5th ancient Persian King of the Achaemenid and Kappa Alpha Psi prophyte line name of Jordan Thomas Cooper
The ancient Persian King Xerxes was assassinated by a commander of the royal bodyguard and the nupe Xerxes had crimes committed against him too.
by Coop Dupe January 17, 2020
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Xerxes

the 5th ancient Persian King of the Achaemenid; Kappa Alpha Psi prophyte line name for Jordan Thomas Cooper
The ancient Persian King Xerxes was assassinated by the commander of the royal bodyguard and the nupe Xerxes had crimes committed against him as well.
by Coop Dupe January 17, 2020
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