by Xenu Intersmegmatic Warcraft April 12, 2009
Get the Xenu Intersmegmatic Warcraft mug.A devotee of the galactic overlord Xenu. Xenutarians believe that enlightenment can be achieved by encouraging and sustaining the attachment of vast numbers of body thetans to our bodies. Xenu created body thetans by using hydrogen bombs to liberate spirits from their limited physical forms, allowing them to attain higher levels of spiritual existence. Xenu then imparted his vast wisdom to the body thetans through colossal 3D movies. When body thetans are attached to our bodies, they share the wisdom of Xenu with us so that we can attain enlightenment.
Xenutarians believe that Scientologists have been sadly deceived by a corrupted version of the true story of Xenu.
Xenutarians believe that Scientologists have been sadly deceived by a corrupted version of the true story of Xenu.
Xenutarian 1: "Why can't those Scientologists think for themselves?"
Xenutarian 2: "Sadly they have disconnected themselves from the wisdom of Xenu by removing their body thetans. Without body thetans, they are susceptible to cult indoctrination."
Xenutarian 2: "Sadly they have disconnected themselves from the wisdom of Xenu by removing their body thetans. Without body thetans, they are susceptible to cult indoctrination."
by xenuphile February 18, 2022
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A condition generally associated with celebrities and the ridiculously wealthy.
Not to be confused with xenOphobia (a fear of things which are strange or foreign, or the fear of aliens), XenUphobia is a fear one PARTICULAR alien, by the name of Xenu.
Altough Xenuphobia is often believed to be caused by a severe lack of common sense combined with mild to severe insanity, it is actually caused by belief in Scientology, a religion created by L. Ron Hubbard, who must therefore be considered the most clever man of the 20th Century.
Persons suffering from Xenuphobia are more commonly referred to as Scientologists.
Not to be confused with xenOphobia (a fear of things which are strange or foreign, or the fear of aliens), XenUphobia is a fear one PARTICULAR alien, by the name of Xenu.
Altough Xenuphobia is often believed to be caused by a severe lack of common sense combined with mild to severe insanity, it is actually caused by belief in Scientology, a religion created by L. Ron Hubbard, who must therefore be considered the most clever man of the 20th Century.
Persons suffering from Xenuphobia are more commonly referred to as Scientologists.
Tom Cruise has the most serious case of Xenuphobia I have seen in my entire career.
Xenuphobia kills both brain cells and bank accounts. Friends don't let friends become Scientologists.
Xenuphobia kills both brain cells and bank accounts. Friends don't let friends become Scientologists.
by IRONSWORD1 July 24, 2008
Get the Xenuphobia mug.A Xenuphobic is someone who fears Scientology and greatly abhors Scientology and they have every right to do so. Everyone in Anon are Xenuphobic's because they hate Scientology which is understandable seeing how its a cult that worships an alien god to give suicidal sacrifices to
by superbipolar420 June 21, 2016
Get the Xenuphobic mug.The embellishment of the father. Mostly used in Islamic names. Different spellings like Zainab/ zeynep/zenub.
Xenub is an intelligent girl.
by krumkrum December 18, 2017
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You can't recognize certain actors in public because they're xenumorphs. That guy wearing the apron selling hotdogs on the corner? He may look Italian, but that's actually Will Smith.
by Waddabottle July 22, 2014
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