wowser

In Australia, it is a derogatory word denoting a person who saps all the fun out of any given situation. Derived from the temperance movement in Australia and New Zealand at the turn of the C20th, when it was hurled as an accusation towards conservative teetotallers who were too prim and proper to relax and socialise, it has become a more generic term that can be assigned to any straight bore lacking a sense of humour, especially petty bureaucrats and Aussies politicians.

Cool chick: Coming to the party?
Nerd: No, I have to write an essay for uni.
Cool chick: C'mon, ya wowser! Forget the essay and let's party, mate.
Nerd, slowly de-nerdifying: Y'know, you're right. Let me at that party. Verily.

by Plip-Plop August 13, 2008

wowsers

Excited. Realizing how you feel. Inspector Gadget catch phrase.

wowsers, i am hungry

by Jason August 20, 2003

Wowsnap

The best combination between the word WOW and OH SNAP.
Generally used in situations beyond the scope of ordinary expressions

wowsnap: that is so wowsnap

wowsnapping: Stop wowsnapping

wowsnapper: Now that's a wowsnapper

wowsnaped: Oh damn, she just got wowsnapped!

Girl #1: Oh hey, check out Hannah's shirt
Boy #1: WOWSNAP that colors bright dawg!
Girl #2: I wish I had Ariana's WOWSNAPPING hair!
Boy #2: yeah!

by passionpit302 November 6, 2009

David Wowie

NOUN: A highly visible/prominent male crotch, hard not to stare at. Named after David Bowie's infamous crotch shots in the film Labyrinth.

His tight trousers gave him a David Wowie.

by Ginny LeChoux April 19, 2014

wowishness

See: Wowish

The act of thinking that you are cool when, in fact, you are not.

I hate Ft. Bliss, it is so full of wowishness.

by Lino Schmino February 16, 2006

wawis

a blowjob

YO! gimme a wawis
go tell that chick over there to give you a wawis...it'll work, trust me

by shwank831 July 7, 2009

Maui Wowie

Some very fine, Positively THC-Infested weed which can be bought from dealers returning from Hawaii. The only true,dank-ass Mauie Wowie is found in Maui, Hawaii. It's usually sticky, a deep, bright green, and crawling with red and orange THC Hairs. The most recent Maui Wowie was received by Michael Hansen from direct locals.

Dude. My eyes are chinked. musta been that Maui Wowie.

by Skunk Nuggets January 19, 2007