co-worker

Another person you are forced to be around 40+ hours a week in order to earn a paycheck. Outside of work, you would NEVER want to associate with this person except to point to them and tell the police, "Yeah, there's the idiot that stole your squadcar right there Officer".

DoubleTurds: Sitting in adjacent office cubicle Dude, what if you like ate your own Poop...and then crapped THAT out, would the result be like..DOUBLE TURDS?! LOL DANG I AM FUnnY!

WorkerBee: Hmmm. Are there comparable light and oxygen levels on the Idiot planet?

DoubleTurds: What? I remember this one time, there was this dude in High School, and man he was cool, I wanted to be THAT dude...

WorkerBee: Looks around at other office workersIs it Friday yet? Can we just SAY it is Friday,
and everyone agree to it, and just LEAVE..

DoubleTurds: I am so glad you are my co-worker,
and that we are BESTEST friends..
I think I will stay over night at your crib tonight if my wife lets me..hold on, Just let me call her now...

WorkerBee: Ok, I'm out! Whew, I just suddenly got very ill, something came over me...see you all on Monday!! Runs from cubicle

by Stoogin-Poogins February 17, 2006

corner worker

At a roadracing event, a member of the officiating crew (or trackday organizer's staff) who watches the exit of corners for motorcycle (or other vehicle) crashes.

Generally, cornerworkers hold flags to regulate the racetrack - red, black, blue, yellow, green, checkered, and meatball flags - and are equipped with fire-extinguishers and radios, and a strange will to stand in the hot sun all day while people crash all around them at over 150 MPH.

"I'd like to thank my sponsors, the race officials, and the corner workers for allowing us to race here today..."

by kz2zx January 16, 2006

co-worker

Dim-witted pieces of shit you must be with at work.

"Who is he?"---Oh, that is just one of my co-workers.

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Co-worker smile

Walking through the office when you see a co-worker and do an odd half smile to acknowledge their presence

As Kyle walked through the office and saw his co-worker Linda he flashed his best co-worker smile

by 265354 August 18, 2013

Robert The Construction Worker

The Snob Brother Of Bob The Builder

Bob The Builder Builds
Robert The Construction Worker Constructs

by Thomas The Wank Engine September 20, 2004

Charity Worker

Someone, usually a friend or an acquaintance, that will get you off or have sex with you when you need to bust a nut or need to get railed.

I had to see my charity worker last night. My balls were full and needed to be emptied.

My neighbor has managed to turn me into her charity worker. He boyfriend can’t keep up so she slips over each night for a little gut rearranging.

by Dick Onchin September 22, 2020

cow-worker

As a co-worker, but of such a mentality and personality as to be almost entirely indistinguishable from a smartly-dressed cow. The differences between a cow-worker and a cow should, however, be obvious on closer examination. One is a large, mindless animal that grazes off scraps of food matter, travels in herds, and is primarily of value only because it can be eventually disposed of for the betterment of a large group of people. The other gives us milk.

"Gary, do you have that report done I asked you for this morning?"
"Moo."
"Okay, one more day, but after that you're answering to the boss yourself."
"Moo."
"You'd better hurry. We're on a tight clock."
"Moo."
"Thanks.... God, I hate my cow-workers."

by Cronocke March 24, 2008