The act of a high heel shoe being used to assault someone. Using the actual heel of the shoe to strike someone.
In the morning we noticed the imprint of a girl's high heel on our friends forehead. Hence, he got "woodpeckered".
The creepy drunk was following the girls walking with their shoes in-hand. Turning the corner, he noticed the woodpecker that struck him before.
The creepy drunk was following the girls walking with their shoes in-hand. Turning the corner, he noticed the woodpecker that struck him before.
by dab1333 October 26, 2010
When you stick your pecker in the tree trunk and you fuck it, and then take a poop in the tree hole, and then fuck it again.
Last nights woodpeckin situation was crazy. Super brown. Kinda stinky, but we made it work. I am the finest woodpecker round this town. Believe it buddy.
by Stinky Onion Licker March 01, 2022
by Jookson910 September 16, 2018
A hard penis.
by urban pervert April 04, 2003
When a male is engaging in sexual intercource with a female partner, he turns her upside down in a headstand postion. He the proceeds to step on her chin and spread her legs. At this point he performs rapid cunnilingius on her.
Girl 1: Hey, why is your neck so crooked?
Girl 2: Oh, Pat gave me the woodpecker last night.
Girl 1: Damn, that guy is hot.
Girl 2: Yup
Girl 2: Oh, Pat gave me the woodpecker last night.
Girl 1: Damn, that guy is hot.
Girl 2: Yup
by Patrick Gora October 09, 2006
(Past tense verb). To speak in an unclear, fragmented manner, usually word-to-word, rather than in proper sentences. People might speak like this while enraged, nervous, hesitant, or off their head on alcohol.
by Callus_was_me_all_along March 17, 2022
Heading a football downwards and again on its rebound. Like a "Keep up" in football but with the head and propelling the ball downwards rather than up.
by Jon Molby September 04, 2023