by thefortniteburgerguy October 4, 2020
Get the Jewish Woodchipper mug.A kiss of true love.
Not an "oh it's time to take a picture -- let's fake romance!" kiss or an overly dramatic kiss that there is no reason for.
A woodchip kiss is rare (it often occurs only once in a lifetime). But it can often make a lifetime. It can often make life worth living.
Not an "oh it's time to take a picture -- let's fake romance!" kiss or an overly dramatic kiss that there is no reason for.
A woodchip kiss is rare (it often occurs only once in a lifetime). But it can often make a lifetime. It can often make life worth living.
Woodchip Kiss:
He pulled her into his arms and held her close. Gently, his fingers brushed her rosy cheek. His eyes gazed into hers, filled with warmth.
"I love you. I always have and always will" he said, and his lips met hers.
He pulled her into his arms and held her close. Gently, his fingers brushed her rosy cheek. His eyes gazed into hers, filled with warmth.
"I love you. I always have and always will" he said, and his lips met hers.
by Guinevere7 February 27, 2010
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Having the characteristics of a woodchip.
Usually meant for a guy.
These characteristics include: sweet, intelligent, sincere, warm-hearted, handsome, and very lovable.
The word for a girl with these characteristics is flowerpettally.
Usually meant for a guy.
These characteristics include: sweet, intelligent, sincere, warm-hearted, handsome, and very lovable.
The word for a girl with these characteristics is flowerpettally.
Mereda: "My boyfriend, Alex, is so woodchippy! He is really warm-hearted. Alex can't stand to see anyone sad. He is so lovely, I melt every time I see him smile."
Clara: "Erik is pretty woodchippy too. I mean he is so passionate! And he is a genius too."
Harriette: "What about Edward? He's always sincere. And so loyal. Definitely woodchippy."
Clara: "Erik is pretty woodchippy too. I mean he is so passionate! And he is a genius too."
Harriette: "What about Edward? He's always sincere. And so loyal. Definitely woodchippy."
by Clarediette February 26, 2010
Get the Woodchippy mug.1. adj. To have your heart stolen or captured by a woodchip (a really hot guy)
2. v. To have been a woodchipper (to have stolen or captured a girl's heart)
2. v. To have been a woodchipper (to have stolen or captured a girl's heart)
by YoAnnaBanana5 February 28, 2010
Get the Woodchipped mug.The description of a state of mind that is beyond high. More extreme variation on the term "chopped".
by hallucinog3n September 29, 2009
Get the woodchipped mug.When a guy gives a chick vodka until she starts to puke. As the puke flies (the chipped up wood) he then puts his penis (the wood) in her anus (the wood-chipper) while making a loud chainsaw noise
Paul's wood was totally too big, so he invited Becky over for some white russians. The neighbors deck smelt gross after Paul gave Becky a russian woodchipper out the back door.
by PMDelicious July 23, 2009
Get the russian woodchipper mug.Any "doggy-style" penetrative sex, anal or vaginal (preferably anal), that is performed on the receiver as they are bent over the toilet vomitting. The effect is enhanced if it is a roaring vomit, and the pelvic thrusts are timed to coincide with each regurgitative evacuation.
Last night, my wife got very drunk and demanded that I make love to her. In the course of doing so, she became very ill, and interrupted our intercourse so she could throw-up. As I was incredibly worked up at this point, I marched right into the bathroom and performed the previosly elusive woodchipper on her as she went about her business. However, it was only vaginal.
by Woody Pase December 1, 2007
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